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Tried my hand at doing some ârebootâ designs of the original starter Pokemon! These designs all have a basis in Japanese mythology, to suit the setting of the first game. Too much fun!
the image âgeorge washington welcomes abraham lincoln into heavenâ is so homosexual
everyones reblogging this as if its contemporary or asking who did it but i gotta inform you all it was made in the very same year lincoln was assassinated (1865) and we literally have NO GODDAMNED CLUE who made it and its like fuckin 150 years old
George Washington welcoming GAYbraham Lincoln to the afterlife
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? Itâs on the house
Peter: thank you, but I canât
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: Iâm pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: itâs an uh, spider
Iâm seeing stuff in the notes about âMiles would do thisâ and I just want to say: youâre absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time itâs Gwenâs.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
Iâm glad we remember our Punnett squares.
Would anyone be interested if I did some doodles for donations for my housing situation? Iâd probably do a $5 minimum with higher donations getting more details to their doodles. Some doodle examples from me being bored at work:
Does this seem like it might be a better way to raise the money? Because I at least want to provide something for people who help me out.
I might also do little fics for people? Iâm not sure how to go about this tbh.
whereâs that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans donât have an eye shine, so thatâs not a person!
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my asshole shrinked when I saw that
my asshole shrinked when I saw that
i can show you the jorld
thereâs nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
anyone whoâs ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! itâs so good! theyâre so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes itâs so pure
Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?
https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/
âVestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.
When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.â
âHere are a few ways to support your childâs vestibular sense:
Spinning in circles.
Using a Merry-Go-Round.
Rolling down a hill.
Spinning on a swing.
Going upside down.
Climbing trees.
Rocking.
Jumping rope.
Summersaults or cartwheels.
Using monkey bars.
Skating.
Going backwards.
Swimming.
Dancing.
Wheel-barrel walks.â
Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.
Kids love this because they NEED it.
In other words: Donât forget to calibrate your childâs GPS!
YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH
Stay hydrate
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. iâm not gonna hold ur hand but weâre leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, donât get hung up on it
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozaiâs firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: âŠwhat?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it
hi take everything I own
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i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him fromÂ
anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying âThe Boy On TourâÂ
Can you lick it?
I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this