queen of trash

Chloe | 28 | She/Her honestly? who am I?

[sumheavyocean]

Hondo, TX

[mclennonyaoi]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[tofupixel]

thanks to the onion of determination i have finished my drawing of the onion of determination 🙏

sketched in aseprite and finished in pixquare (30% off code tofu)

Prints // Merch // Tip Jar // Digital Store // Free Stuff

[catasters]

[pmamtraveller]

UNHELD — Lina Poluna, 2026, Oil on canvas

[sacred-portal]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

thos video is killinh me

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[ryebreadgf]

I love being a feminist bitch. ever since I was 13 I’ve known this

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information