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Aro/ace culture is not realizing you’re dating someone because there was no confession and she just kinda randomly started being all lovey dovey so you just assume you’re getting closer as friends. 🧍

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#ohhhh this hit a bit too close to home #and not in a positive way i fear </3 #yeahhh turns out she was also just not. a nice person. did some fucked up things to my friends #thankfully we haven’t spoken to her in years ✌️#but anyways. anon i hope you’re okay now

pukicho

Allow me to manifest some things for you. You WON'T make it. You WON'T make it. You WON'T make it.

#well now i’m gonna make SURE i make it just to spite you #so thank you for the motivation

not-right-wof

Do you think that queen scarlet got the charlie kirk treatment when she got acid blasted or after she died

#SOBBING #wings of fire

elbiotipo

Today in a genetics course I'm taking we played around with this website which is literally just a character creator for fruit flies

elbiotipo

here's my new OC I call her Recombinantia she has every single allele and her starry purple eyes refract the sunlight filtered by her dichaete wings

and her husband who is like, a guy

#oh yeah- i did this with a website with spiders one time in elementary/middle school #dunno what kind of spiders but it was cool to mess around with the genetic mutations #you could get lime green ones. it was pretty fire #oh my god wait. there’s an ebony option in that first image #ebony dark’ness dementia flyaway

you know that feeling when you listen to a song because you hear one part separately that sounds cool but when you listen to the full thing you realize it’s actually kind of ass

#dare i say Rock That Body by the Black Eyed Peas

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this post is from january, it’s become my very least favorite ask

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this post from January 2020 is singlehandedly the worst thing that's ever happened to me

#apollo needs to put the FUCKING DODGEBALL AWAY #he’s like those boys in middle school gym class that get way too worked up about the game #screams at everyone to give him the ball so he can throw it at someone’s head and ruin their life

kosmogrl

#jk rowling naming a HP character with generalized anxiety disorder

shencomix

constantly-tired-dragon

#wonderful responses from the tags

poison-doll

what was the first console you played a video game on?

gen 1 or 2 ( pong, Atari 2600, no you didn't )

gen 3 ( 8-bit, nes, master system )

gen 4 ( 16-bit, SNES, genesis, turbo grafix )

gen 5 ( 32-bit, 3do, ps1, n64 )

gen 6 ( Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 )

gen 7 ( 360, ps3, Wii )

gen 8/9 ( Wii u, switch, xbone, series x, ps4/5 )

early PC ( pcengine, Amiga, dos )

mid PC ( win 95/xp, mac <x )

contemporary PC ( win 10>, osx> )

other I missed??

bald, not a gamer, the wrong kind of dweeb

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

also pls tag the first game you remember playing

#……..it was a fucking VTech console. the kind made for little kids. it was like $50 for the whole console plus 2 game cartriges #i don’t remember which was first but i remember playing 2 games on it #some kind of Dora the Explorer game and a skateboard game i don’t remember the name of #but if that doesn’t count then my first OFFICIAL console was the Wii U with Nintendoland as my first game

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"i want to rotate them in my mind, i want to chain them to a radiator, i want to waterboard them but emotionally" here take this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#mine’s like one of those plush dog toys with the nearly indestructible fabric #if the mood strikes me i will throw my blorbo against a wall. i will gnaw at them relentlessly until they’re bent out of shape.#i want to DESTROY THEM. i want to see them SUFFER.#but i still love them. cause i want to see them survive all that too #mostly because it’s Fucking Awesome And Badass #but i think on a deeper level it’s because if they can go through The Horrors and survive then i know i can too

pjharvey

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

#me #like man idk. i got other shit to worry about

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the "Tumblr SATs"

noisywizardshark

please elaborate?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it's all an excruciating blur but the question that finally jolted me awake was: "explain the physical properties of ball bearing mechanisms in the most deniably-horny way possible"

tryingtobecoollikeyou

I mean, is there a non-horny way to describe rubbing greased balls together?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

thank you for your contribution! i am going back the fuck to sleep

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#GOLDEN

familial relationships where the line blurs between sibling and parent my beloved

#writing idea stuff

ladybugd0ts

bless my silly horsie life

denverinternationalairport

AMEN!!

#oh hello DIA

the urge to write a villain as multi-dimensional in their goals and motives that has a chance of getting better (because there’s always multiple viewpoints to the same story and “people that have fucked up CAN be better given the opportunity” is a really good message)

vs. the desire to write a comically one-dimensional villain that is clearly Evil™️ and has/will have zero intention of trying to get better or redeem themself because they refuse to see that their way is anything other than right (because it’s a sad reflection of reality and hating on that character can be a coping mechanism for what many of us are going through right now)

#character development #writing idea stuff #idk

hold on bro i gotta back up the song a bit. yeah i know we just listened to this part. but i got distracted and didn’t fantasize it properly so i gotta do it again

#shitpost

ok sure, “character being possessed/mind controlled and struggling to recognize the person they love - who’s desperately trying to reach out and bring them back” is a nice trope for angst, but CONSIDER:

character being possessed/mind controlled who sees the person they love and INSTANTLY snaps out of it and takes control because they just Mean So Much To Them and their love for them is quite literally stronger than anything

#can be applied to platonic and/or familial pairings as well- not just romantic ones #writing idea stuff #is it a bit overpowered? maybe. but i Do Not Care

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