Put Him ↗️ In The Microwave

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[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[7000used-dvds]

I'm sure someone's made this before but uh... it's been sitting in my procreate files and it makes me laugh every time I see it so i figured I'd share

[xemonorphs]

the dairy queen 🥛

[transcarcinization]

would mb fuck with a skirt. i think it would love having 3 different layers of skirt. i love your mb design i think it would look incredible in skirts..

you’re so right. i’m assuming by mb’s time we’ve fixed the problem of good pockets on skirts being impossible to find and so i think it likes them a lot after it learns to chill out 5% and not be at peak combat readiness at all times (also thank you^_^💕)

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[theultimatebadass]

Just Cleaned My Gun

A good gunman always cleans his stuff, so I always clean it after use. And yes, I did recently use it during training.

Check out this baby! This is my M41A Pulse Rifle! Ain’t she a beauty? She’s an earlier model which means she has a lot more stopping power, but less stability which is annoying.

Stats

Model: M41A

Type: Pulse Rifle

Manufacturer: Armat Battlefield Systems

Length: • 27.36 in/69.5 cm (Stock Retracted) • 33 in/84 cm (Stock Extended)

Damage Per Hit: Average (5/10)

Accuracy: Average (5/10)

Range: Short-Medium • 6,889 ft/2,100 m Maximum • 1,640 ft/500 m Effective

Rate of Fire: High (7/10)

Fire Mode(s): • Fully Automatic • 4-Round Burst • Grenade Launcher • Pump Action

Operation: • Rotating Breach • Electronic Pulse Action

Ammunition: • 10x24mm Caseless • 30x71mm Grenade

Maximum Ammunition: 285 Rounds/3 Magazines

You can do a lot of damage with this puppy. WHAPOW!!

[triangleguy]

pros of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: character brings you joy and excitement

cons of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: they have become a permanent part of your internal monologue and you cant get them to go away

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[tenderwhumps]

⬜️ single

⬜️ taken

☑️ imagining blorbo from my show getting beaten within an inch of their life and crying in the arms of the one they love

[lupinsuniverse]

my tfp gijinka au where i throw a bunch of bullshit and nonsense together

[c-bug98]

I tried something different ... hmm ...

[tpwrtrmnky]

Basically my primary frustration with a lot of mainstream left-ish framings of trans issues is the treatment of trans rights as a concession they're making to be nice, rather than a principled stance grounded in a real, material understanding of the world.

It leads to this attitude of being vaguely embarrassed to support trans people, which crumbles when Right Wing Dipshit Pundit #33145 starts going on about "harsh truths" that a competent advocate could call out for being incorrect.

[tpwrtrmnky]

"You are transphobic" as an argument by itself is a lot weaker than "You are demonstrably, unambiguously wrong about this issue. You have reached an incorrect conclusion despite having all the information needed to be correct, because you'd rather be transphobic than right."

[station18908]

Re-reading your own fic is wild.

Okay, that's a really good sentence. Typo. Typo. Huh, did I write this? It's actually not bad. Typo. Hm, I would cut out that part now, but it kind of works. TYPO. Oh, this part is really good. That is the wrong word, wtf? I'm enjoying this more than I thought I would. ANOTHER TYPO? FFS.

[starlitmyre]

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

[trans4trans]

“jonson is dying from secondhand smoke” this aint about him

[passionpeachy]

they were hotboxing the fuck out of that cockroach I’m crying

[greatgaygatsby]

Weyland-Yutani Family photo except:

- I’ve never seen a predator movie.

- I didn’t wanna draw Rook, he disquiets me.

- My Fassbenders don’t look alike. Nothing I can do about that.