stargirl ♤☆

21 / “Let me stay tender-hearted, despite despite despite.” - Chen Chen ☆ old user: the-eye-in-the-sky 🪽 ☆ in love with the fast reblog button 💗 ☆ insta: obviouslyk.kim ☆ almost never tag anything, but since I reyassified this blog, I might get to tagging some stuff 🧋

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 11/4/17, 9:15:51 AM.

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/22/2022

[inklett]

Some of my favorite miis ive made

[kabber]

[were--ralph]

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

[were--ralph]

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

[were--ralph]

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

[were--ralph]

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

[were--ralph]

exactly

[fellshish]

accidentally clicked on a horrible good omens fanfic very ooc major character death memory loss human au. yeah on amazon prime

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[delta-the-mando]

Not as nice as yours imo but I too can give crow for free! :D

[the-haiku-bot]

Not as nice as yours

imo but I too can

give crow for free! :D

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[marinella-ela]

[ackwardroots-deactivated2022090]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[fellshish]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[lilpy]

coping

[samwwise]

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was