Season 3 Will Graham is the single most jealous ex ever created in television history. I mean no man, woman or cat has ever managed to be so thoroughly and viciously jealous.
He’s so jealous of Bedelia, he takes up therapy even though he hates psychiatrists. Then he throws a hissy fit over Francis on an interview with Freddie Lounds, yes the same Freddie Lounds he failed to kill. All because his favourite cannibal shared something with them that was promised to him.
I'm pretty sure that Hannibal had to give up murdering post-fall because every time he cut up a victim, and tried arranging them into art, Mr. Mongoose here would still be complaining "You were never so thorough with me. Just gutted me like a fish and left me bleeding."
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If jealousy was a sports, my boy here would be an Olympic gold medalist and multiple world records holder.
















