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Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

animals-with-fan-art

And I love you for that

animentality

s-leary

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

gaybichon

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

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triviallytrue

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

dorkichiban

Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

voidpaws

ok anyways. post this beast

foxonrollerskates

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

vadergf

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

rudolphsboyfriend

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

bisexualalexmercer

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

the-trash-eating-llama

depsidase

prettyboyrxpist

Are these really "fake words" if i start using them tho? Like

"José smashed his laptop in a livific fit."

"At around 2 years old the child will lucify, and start acting with agent thoughts feelings informed by their environment."

"Despite the overwhelming nature of his task, Sisyphus was as vigid as ever."

"I could handle anger, but im driven up the wall by the tepor, I need passion."

"I dont think the Formic's language is candible to humans, all those lips and flesh you koww? you'd need mandibles for the proper pronunciation."

thevaultoftheatomicspaceage

only-cat-memes

mafuyuh

little guys in ghibli movies

blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

animentality

for context, they started doing "hydration breaks" at the FIFA world cup this year and everyone's been complaining that it breaks up the flow of the game...and booing at stadiums.

bsaka7

the football analysis we all need

swan2swan

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?