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Yeah, I'm definitely going to need to borrow someone's pants.

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NEVER TOO COOL FOR SLEEP

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Don't underestimate how much fun I can wazoo

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Horn player 1: Dude, I am getting so good at Italian *says phrase in Italian* Horn player 2: Does that mean Alfredo? Horn player 1: No it means "I like to eat penguins" Horn player 2: So... Alfredo? Horn player 1: Shut up.

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Take home message - if you smoke dope, don't wear pants.

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Dude scootering is totally NOT legitimate what are you talking about?

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It's amazing. The written word only goes back 8,000 years. That and omelettes, man.

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They went to the airport but they realized a mouse was flying the plane but his eyes were cute so they let him stay and they died.

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Emotional autonomy, bro.

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Does life really owe us anything?

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It's like telling a story - you don't begin until you have something to say.

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Tree, tree, tree, tree... CACTUS!

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Somebody's gotta fix that clock, it looks like it's had too much to drink!

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I mean, sure, she's nice, but she's totally not pretty enough for Tyler. No way.

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Anyone know our next step? That's right - arc to Arcturus.

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And zip zop - there you have it!

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Now, color - that's a completely different animal.