converseandkrispykremes

[capacity]

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like

[officialinternet]

[tsnami]

[ourdrybones]

I love how dogs don’t get embarrassed they just do very clumsy awkward clunky giant baby things and then continue on their day without thinking twice. I wish I was more like a dog

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[unrar]

Freedom of speech is not a license to be disrespectful.

[glossers]

imagine.. someone liking you.. romantically

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[ithelpstodream]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[thatsthat24]

Awesome Pick-Up Line 😉 (SC: Thomas_Sanders)

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[hustleinatrap]

I am sick and tired of the society in which rape culture is promoted. 

[nourrice]

sometimes you gotta: thank god that’s finished! and move on girl

[gaterade]

I’m the random punctuation

[stevenjackie]

[davidisbeyonce]

Me: Hello how are you today!

Customer: Not good, today was just…..

Me:

[jackisreallycool]

Scream

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild