hello

hollie. 24yo. awkward. tea.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ruinedchildhood]

[butterfliesonthewall]

[beemovieerotica]

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

[beemovieerotica]

[gothiero]

metal illness

[gothiero]

[neverthere12345]

[artemis101814]

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

[fallingtowers]

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

[fallingtowers]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[deceptive-owls]

EAAAAAHHHHHHH*blub blub*ahhh.

[badpsychicadvice]

Sound ON

[alsojetwolf]

Please unmute, I would not steer you wrong on something so important.

[slenderman-blog]

People's disgusting.

People is disgusting. They deserve to suffer. That’s why Slenderman is here.

[jpaikmedia-deactivated20230222]

[scenereport]

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU ONE EYE PETE.

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

[huffylemon]

[velvetys]

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[funnytwittertweets]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when transfemmes who’ve done a lot of voice training will go back into their deeper register to do a bit. you’re so cool. it’s like you have a soundboard built in

[crazy-brazilian]