dad's spaghetti

ball is life therefore life is a game

[elishamanning]

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

[elishamanning]

this conversation... absolutely wonderful

[kvothes]

on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.

but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely

[trapcard]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Antivaxxers are really out here hollering “PeOpLe ShOuLd bE aBLe tO dEcIdE tO nOt GeT vAcCiNaTeD!!!”

They can? Nobody’s hunting you down with a tranquilizer gun and shooting the COVID-19 vaccine into you. You getting fired from your job or not being allowed into shops or onto airplanes because you’re not vaccinated is not you being forced to get vaccinated.

It’s you facing the consequences of your actions.

Nobody is required to deal with your plague rat ass. If you don’t want to get vaccinated, stay home.

[alphaflyer]

And all that hollering because vaccination passports “exclude” the unvaccinated? Yep. They do. That’s actually the point. Bye now!

[guerrillatech]

[recess-is-in]

According to the notes, PBS had its funding gutted and they could no longer afford to make new episodes, so HBO stepped in back in 2015 and offered to fund the show. It will air new episodes and after a few months (I'm seeing six months and nine months) the new episodes will air on PBS Kids.

So it's not being out behind a paywall permanently, it's still available just a little late. It was either this or cancel the show.

Not ideal but blame the politicians that slashed PBS funding.

[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[lakevida]

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

[feralcatman-moved-deactivated20]

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[llorumis]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[titties4harambe]

[comradesaucegay]

thank you unknown torrent uploader for not only including all seasons plus extra material in your ed, edd, n’ eddy torrent, but also a copy of the libertarian socialist revolution

[inrainbows-deactivated20211029]

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

[chillyfeetsteak]

bog era

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[val-ritz]

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

[jaubaius]

Great execution

[ceruleanfuckup]

Me: Oh that’s a cool trick!!

Me, seconds later:

[ewaneneollav]

Yo mama so is that  she that she makes me be anything

[amazoogle]

[unclefather]