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I wasn’t planning on haul-ing today but here we are. I guess I’m a basic liftblr blog now with my chocolate bar palette that I’ll most likely boost. It was tagged with a rifd and I didn’t see it till after, yet I didn’t beep so yay. Went a different way than usual to my parents’ house so I found a new u/ta!! The only white boxes of death were on naked palettes.
I just tried lifting from ulta but I chickened out. I had everything but the better than sex mascara (which is what i came for) concealed, but i opened the packaging and I couldnt see any tags. And this ulta has white boxes on all the palettes. So idk I just felt like I was missing some tag and so I dumped everything and faked a call.
I’m going to a different ulta rn. Wish me luck!!
Good luck ❤️🍓
Haul today. Probably around 1.5 k but I’m too lazy to add it all up. The Tory burch sandals alone were like 230$ The nude heels are the same pair I got a couple days ago. Turns out the pair I previously lifted was broken at where the shoe fastens so I had to get a new pair in a half size bigger. Also I’m experimenting with new brow methods so that explains the last picture lol.
If you have any questions feel free to ask
Reblog if you hope Tumblr's shoplifting fandom has a good and safe day
forever 21 sells reusable shopping bag type tote bags in cute patterns and i lifted a cute one and some F21 stuff so when i walk into a store w a tote bag if they question it i can say “oh its a bag i just got at F21, i dont like using the plastic ones!” and its not as sus carrying a bigass tote
I saw them behind the counter the other day, they're super cute. 🍓
So I had a crazy day yesterday, I went to IKEA and as soon as I walk in I see two security guards that weren’t there last time but I went about shopping anyways and I was about to leave and was just looking around near the cashes and I made eye contact with one cashier and as I was walking through the cashes she goes “I’m going to need to see a receipt for that” and I was like “I’m not done shopping I’m looking for my mom” and she was like “well your going to need to wait on the other side of the cash or leave the items there” and I just acted offended and rolled my eyes and went backwards a tad, at this point so many people are looking at me but I continued to stand there and was on my phone like I was texting my mom and a few minutes later I walked away.
This probably would have been a good point to just ditch everything and leave but I was determined and wanted to sleep with my new duvet! So I decided to go to another exit that you aren’t supposed to take and when I get to that elevator the security guard was there so I pulled my shirt down a tad and asked him if I could go out that way and he asked if I paid and I said yes I just ate and I’m going to meet my mom in the underground, since he was basically staring at my boobs the whole time he said it was fine but that I would have to wait for someone to come up on the elevator because it only comes up when someone uses it. It came in less than a minute and I faked a phone call “asking my mom if she was by the door yet” I watched him to make sure that he didn’t radio to anyone and he didn’t so I made it out!! Probably a little too risky but I wasn’t getting bad vibes.
Then I went to the mall and as I was about to go into Sephora I seen someone get caught lifting so I decided to play this one safe and not even go in. But I stopped at the body shop, bed bath and bodyworks, VS and indigo.
I also did a grocery store lift which I estimate was around $150 and I included some stuff from shoppers drug mart I got this week
Ashley graham bras : $60 x 2 = $120 Panties : $10 x 5 = $50
Indigo Herbivore Lapis facial oil : $86 (wtf??) Moleskin set of 2 : $17
VS Perfumes : $28 x 3 = $84
Bath and Body Works
Hand soap : $6.50 Wallflower plug : $4.50 Wallflower refill : $6.50 x 2 = $13 Car portable (not pictured) : $6.50 Car sent : $3.50 x 3 = $11.50
The Body Shop
Feet cooling spray : $12
IKEA
Duvets : $70 x 2 = $140 (forgot to take a picture of the second one) Duvet covers : $60 x 2 = $120 Pink Pillows $21 x 2 = $42 Fur Pillows : $45 x 2 = $90 Fur throw : $40 Regular pillows : $70 x 2 + $60 x 2 = $260 Mirror : $25 Organizers : $17 Utensil set : $10 Frying pan : $16 Pot : $25 Pan : $20 Lint rollers : $1.50 x 2 = $3 Phone charger : $12 Night stand : $70 x 2 = $140 Towels : $16 x 4 = $64 Container set : $5
Shoppers Drug Mart
Hair oil (not pictured) : $13 x 2 = $23 Hair clips : $5 Burts bees facial cleanser : $13 Philosophy face wash (not pictured) : $15 Clinique face wash (not pictured) : $22 Clarifying shampoo : $7 Exfoliating mitts : $5 Simple face wash : $8.50 Neutrogena face cream : $7 Neutrogena exfoliating scrub : $10
Yes I’m obsessed with face washes 😇
Grand Total : $ 1,452.50 without taxes
U r a legend
Does everyone who lifts from IKEA just walk tf out?
Your haul holy moly. I’ve been wanting to try the walk out method in ikea but haven’t built the courage to go
Lifting scavenger hunt!!
I thought of this idea and I think it’s so fun so I figured; “why the fuck not?”
- something black and white - something with 13 ingredients - one red pen and one blue - a bracelet - a shirt that fits you perfectly - something that can be used as a weapon - something you can dissolve in water - something you can feel (something soft, textured, or nice to hold). - some sort of crystal/rock/mineral - a neon green lipstick - blue socks with white polka dots
BONUS:
- something living (ONLY IF YOU PLAN TO TAKE CARE OF IT.!!) - something spider tagged - something more than 100$ - something bigger than you can conceal - a plant
If you are ever made uncomfortable by the fact that I am an ethical petty criminal you can always take the time to remind yourself that there is nothing you can do to stop me
Wtf, how do you get this shit?! $1000 fucking necklace?! How? The fuck?
i legit barked ‘WHAT’
That water bottle is sick, the crystals are sick, but the necklace is downright INSANE
guys, i can’t wait to have my own place. i can decorate it with my lifted home decor. i can lift mom shit like laundry detergent and dish soaps. that rug? free. the soap your washing your hands with? on clearance for 100% off. my cute stationary items? just kinda picked them up. my pots and pans? well, my coupons made it free.
this is my jam rn i’m moving to a new place n living w friends who all kno i lift so i can’t wait to get the nicest scented diffusers, the squishiest throws for our sofas, n all sorts of lovely paraphernalia for the house☺️ my suitcase is already loaded up w scented candles, fresh new duvet covers, n pretty trinket bowls for my new room binch!! imma live in luxury💅
💌 shopping trip w my bestie
💌 sephora - anastasia beverly hills brow wiz (chocolate): 21 - anastasia beverly hills dipbrow pomade (chocolate): 18 - kat von d waterproof tattoo liner (trooper): 20
💌 macy’s - marc jacobs perfume rollerball (decadence): 29
💌 bath and body works - c.o. bigelow all-purpose rose salve: 5.50
💌 total: 93.50
I love that rose stuff from b&bw! It smells so nice too
relaxing in $70 pants and an $80 face mask after a haul :) I love disregarding capitalism
not lifting related but
when it’s father’s day and everyone’s posting pics thanking their dad for being great, but you have a bad relationship with your dad
Stop
…reblogging posts outside the community …reblogging “reblog if you’re an active lifter” posts …making who you follow public this is how antis find us
UPDATE: 🌿I stole a plant lmao 🌱
Also grabbed a couple things from h0t_t0pic– the mall I was at was in the middle of renovating so I felt as though they had more security than usual. Got creeped out and decided to walk home, happy that I was able to get out without a hitch.
Always trust ur instincts!! 🐲
my biggest haul yet!!
⚰️anthropologie - fiera earring set: $38 - ??flowery crawler earrings: $32 - albeit dry brush cleanser: $12 ⚰️bath and body works - c.o. bigelow rose salve: $5.50 - vanillamint supreme 2x lip shine: $8 - stress relief: eucalyptus tea body wash and foam bath: $13 ⚰️box lunch - tiny terrarium (robust hedgehog cactus): $4.90 ⚰️charlotte russe - nyx lip lingerie (x5, $7 each): $35 ⚰️ forever 21 - gold/pink stone earrings: $4.90 ⚰️h&m - usb charging cable: $7.99 ⚰️hot topic - stranger things logo enamel pin: $5.90 ⚰️lush - popcorn lip scrub: $10.95 ⚰️sephora - anastasia beverly hills brow definer (auburn): $23 ⚰️starbucks - candy canes traveler mug: $19.95 ⚰️urban outfitters - tonymoly im real mask sheet (tea tree): $3 - herbivore botanicals sea mist hair spritzer: $10 - mario badescu drying lotion: $17 ⚰️yankee candle - sparkling snow votive candle: $1.99
grand total (no tax): $253.08⚰️