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Female. She/Her. 18+.

[celesse]

Valentine's fashion pritty kitties I doodled over the weekend 🐱💕

[towerofgodscreamblogwink]

Pov: you're taller than khun

Bonus: he stole your money

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[crrocs]

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

[lizziemcswagger-deactivated2014]

[mitochondrial-matrix]

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[thequeenofspace]

Congratulutalinotalins!

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

exactly

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

the worst part about this is the young girls commenting on this video things like "what do you expect 13-15 yos to look like" like....kids.......i'm not saying to put on your dora shirt and put your hair in pigtails i'm saying that a 13 yo wearing a full face of makeup and making thirst traps is not normal

[bisexist-deactivated20210809]

[Video Transcript: A video of a white girl wearing heavy make up with a caption saying “are u mad I’m 13 or are u mad I look better than u at 13?” The video cuts to a black woman saying “Listen I’m not here to tear down this child, but I just want to start like a discussion that needs to be had. I feel as though social media has been manipulating young girls to want to have sex appeal or want to be sexy, to the point of no return. And really it is normalizing pedo behaviour. And that’s what they do not understand. It is very sad that these young girls don’t have people their age to look up to, that is not trying to fit this sexual narrative.” The video cuts to the white girl again and the women continues “Like without make up you look 13 and that’s perfectly fine. And by no means is this me victim blaming, but this is the introduction to something way bigger that you all need to understand. And this is why these predators can say “Oh I didn’t know she was this age”. You have girls this age trying to compete with grown ass women. And this is being glamorized to the point that you have minors that say they cant’s wait to be 18 so they can be S workers. Like, no you all need to stop. End]

[westafricanbaby]

anybody that has a problem with what she said and tries to turn this into a victim blaming issue is a dense fool that struggles with comprehension.

She is absolutely right and these things need to be talked about. We have a very serious problem in society that we are refusing to address.

[fuckup-perfectionist-deactivate]

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

READ THE EPI PEN INSTRUCTIONS TOO!

-Don't cover the back end (blue) of the Epi Pen with your thumb.

-Make sure the Epi Pen clicks when you inject it in the thigh AND hold it down for several seconds.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vyl3tpwny]

What are your takes on shipping and the discourses that surround it?

personally i think postal workers should be paid more

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)

[jhameia]

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

[mapsontheweb]

Range of the coconut crab

[dotraz]

Empire

[andthenrealitycrashesthrough]

[soul-hammered]

today is indigenous peoples day and it’s a great day to give to the sovereign bodies institute

it’s a database and info hub for missing and murdered indigenous women. it’s trans inclusive and doing vital work.

i kicked them 10bux. i’m not telling you this because i want to humblebrag about how performatively woke i am, but because there’s research to suggest that the more visibly common/popular an act is, the more likely other people will do it.

as usual, thanks to @the-blackfoot-contessa for the rec

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

Thank you! The sovereign bodies institute is a great organization that does critically important work that crosses colonial boundaries. Donations this month will go towards a healing house in Peru that is specifically dedicated to meet the needs of Indigenous women recovering from forced sterilization. They also work with Black women on the Uniting Against Femicide Project to address MMIW and missing Black women and girls. 

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[iminyjo]

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[fanderburker]

[skluug]

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

[togglesbloggle]

When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent.  The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though.  Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically.  And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little.  So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

[studentlifeproblems]

Caption this

[nightmare-nyx]

2020 chapter for history class

[inhaling-oud]

Things i worry about

[cheap-oracle]

All the hypothetical scenarios my anxiety makes me create at 3 a.m.

[unrecommendedforyou]

These are all valid answers

[baetology]

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

[gcodegfb]

That shit is forever nasty lol

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

How

[gcodegfb]

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

[chiefxwill]

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

[the-rhyming-ape]

This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.

[marqweabyss]

W i l d. and he deadass.

[blackboyjoy]

…………

I’m so glad I had comprehensive health classes in school. I couldn’t imagine being that dense

[this-lov3-is]

Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.

[sugarmacaron]

I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed

[pronounrespecter]

i am genuinely having an out of body experience

[worldwariotwo]

aaaaaaaa AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA