.

Don't take it too seriously. He/him

[the-big-mood]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[guerrillatech]

[comatose--overdose]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[liberalsarecool]

Police are the problem. Giving more money to the problem makes the problem bigger.

Where is the data that backs up more police funding lowers crime?

There is none.

[gaygraviturgist]

me: oh cool i got a new follower, i hope it isnt a porn bot

salinamarcil805:

[atheist-xmas]

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

[atheist-xmas]

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

[atheist-xmas]

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

[jehovahhthickness]

This right here

[dicapitoe-deactivated20221110]

And they wanna be shocked when their friends aren’t fuckin with them when they break up.

[donkeydickjess]

Always ask yourself, would he do it for me? And the answer is most likely no

[aliteralgrizzlybear]

Also though: did he ask you to do that? Did he ask you to let the rest of your life wither just because he showed up? Did he want you without your passions, your network of loved ones, your joys and hobbies and little rituals? Did he ask you to show up as less than you?

Because if he did ask, then he doesn't want you: he basically wants a toaster oven he can fuck, or something.

And if he didn't ask: why are you abandoning your soul out in the sun?

[elderthug-deactivated20250626]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

nothing makes it clearer to me that this planet is finished than buying food. these prices. dawg. wtf going on.

[ios10emojis]

[olia-a]

Thailand monk kicking police during a protest.

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[sassafras--manson-deactivated20]

IT’S BACK

[khan2kool]

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

[phobs-heh]

gonna reblog it everytime

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

[bog-dwelling-butch]

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

[pyrobot1cs]

have I reblogged this yet

[neonross]

what-

[stars-r-falling]

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

[tronmike82]

3 million note post

[takineko]

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to this post

[oliviairodrigo]

THE PARENT TRAP (1998) ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2022)

[thedogeveryonehates]

[penismage]

no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

[rabidchilde]

This is always in Cyberpunk because the genre is showing you a capitalist hellscape.

[sandersstudies]

I’m 25 and sometimes it still hits me that I can do whatever I want.

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I could go to the zoo.

Me:

Me: …wait.

[distantvoices]

Kelela by Clifford Prince King

[deejay]

[ofhouseadama]

i want to be clear. this is a pro-lube space. no one should feel ashamed for using lube. you should use lots of lube, especially if you're stretching out places that don't usually get stretched, but also like. just for comfort. you're not winning or losing by how wet you can get naturally. just have safe sex. no tearing no bleeding no discomfort