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[cookielover265]

I think the picture of spacewaffles sitting next to eachother might be the one in this post https://x.com/PrinceZamLIVE/status/1692623350105817119?s=20

the second photo, they're obscured in the back lol

thank u anon!! <3<3 much appreciated lol

[cookielover265]

U mentioned spacewaffles sitting next to eachother on busses and going on late nifht walks???? did they ever mention actually doing that I actually need to know where you got this information /nf

i swear these are not figments of my imagination but i don't have sources on hand rn... there's a picture of them sitting next to each other on a bus (or maybe some other mode of transportation?? was it a rollercoaster? TRYING REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER RN) floating around somewhere on the internet. im trying so hard to find the picture because it's SO vivid in my mind but i guarantee u that one is #real and #canon.

the late night walk thing i heard from someone but i don't think i ever got ahold of the primary source. so take that one with a grain of salt.

[raisinchallah]

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

[cookielover265]

Any spacewaffles rpf thoughts? thinkings? anything? Sorry, this sounds desperate because I am.

Personally I've been thinking of them going on ice cream dates Just cause of that one tweet where Bacon mentions Planet forced him to change his ice cream flavour from mintchoco to something else so he could eat it too lol

also, what last anon said about Planet speaking russian to Bacon, I always found calling ur partner petnames from ur own language so cute. I'd imagine Planet calling Bacon something of the sort. I searched up "russian petnames" just now to figure this out LOL

They're all so cute but I'm not gonna type out what I saw on google In fear of embarrassing myself.

I've just been thinking of them being a cute couple lol

hi anon i have not been on a spacewaffles rpf mental wavelength recently but i saw a post completely unrelated to them... that lit a flame to the extremely flammable material that my brain is made out of. and then i blinked and had a wall of text in front of me so here u go

was it casual when i would choose to sit next to you on every bus ever on every seat ever even the ones not meant for two. was it casual when we'd go on late night walks together. was it casual when i'd choose whatever ice cream flavour you wanted so we could share. was it casual when we'd lie next to each other in a room full of people? was it casual when i'd always choose the space next to you? was it casual when "in season 4 didn't you love him?" was it casual when "are they talking in your ear again?" was it casual when "well the person i care about doesn't log on anymore so i got some new teammates". was it casual when "i knew he was gonna do it." was it casual when 3 years of my life revolved around you? was it casual getting to know each other through blocks on a screen? was it casual when the game became more? was it casual when you left and i haven't felt the same ever since? was it casual when i think of all my new teammates in comparison to you? was it casual when i could never say it to your face because i was terrified? was it casual when i surrendered to your killing blow. was it casual when i loved the look on your face because it meant you were alive. was it casual when i tore hearts out of my own chest so i could revive you. WAS IT CASUAL WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE A MINUTE LONGER WHEN YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STAY. was it casual when the game was real life was the game again? was it casual-

this kinda goes from rpf to minecraft which was not the intention but a result of my natural stream of consciousness. really that's the compelling part of spacewaffles to me <3 the beauty of having a virtual space where you can touch and punch and kill and draw blood as a vessel for all the desires their real life selves harbour but cannot act upon. out of sheer distance.

this is entirely a 180 from them being a cute couple and more What Kinda Crazy Situationship is This 😅 sorry my mind does not operate on cute spacewaffles ever i have a deep rooted need to make them suffer. and to get a Little Opinionated: they would never be in a normal relationship because bacon would never be normal about his sexuality EVERRRRR. and that is a brick cemented to the walls of my skull. which is why i really struggle with writing them being cute because of the cognitive dissonance there.

not to doom-ify spacewaffles and make them punching bags for a tragedy but. yeah there's definitely a balance. that i'm still trying to work on myself. im constantly reiterating my characterization of them because my understanding of them from years ago is not the same understanding i have now

for cute perhaps consider spacewaffles pillow fighting. have i talked about that on this blog yet. well i forgot but it's a scene from a scrapped wip

also the petnames from ur own language thing... BIG agree. ive got more thoughts but i can't bring them together right now

[cookielover265]

I think about planetlord speaking Russian too often. But I don't think about planet speaking Russian to Bacon enough

Idk if I'll be back but I'll sign off Justtt in case... - 🪾

omg ur sign off emoji doesn't show up 4 me.. i will never know ;(

hey so. yeah. i think about this all the time. also had a Theoretical scene planned around this in an au of mine but i fear im scared about writing about it happening because i don't want to absolutely Butcher it for people who actually speak the language LOOOOL.

basically the scene went like planet saying smth in russian to bacon consistently (maybe along the lines of good job?? or some other nice thing idk) until bacon's finally like what the hell does that mean. planet obviously doesn't tell him. so bacon's left piecing together the sounds of the phrase, trying to put it into google translate and shit to figure out what planet said. out of curiosity of course because there is nothing weird about replaying your Ex-Best Friend Turned Kinda Friend Again But It's Different Now's voice in your head and dissecting the tone, the cadence of it until you get it Down. long story short he doesn't get it down for a very very long time

also. please come back this blog is dead and i need an excuse to talk about spacewaffles ok

[cookiehater562]

the concept of bacon being jealous of that guy planet called hot at the ice cream parlor..

[cookiehater562]

that one friend who don’t know the concept of personal space

[cookiehater562]

spacewaffles duel stream becomes so much funnier if you view it with the (very real) context of them experiencing a very compact (they’re on a time crunch, so 6 years packed in a couple of weeks) homoerotic teengirl friendship during their vidcon trip just to return back to the confines of an online-bound dynamic with a loosely defined relationship which of course prompts planet to become even more bold on stream. because when has planet ever not tested waters when there were waters to be tested? which starts with the small things at first early s6, generally more chatty and willing to prod bacon for conversation—and builds into the blatant flirting (bacon, get in the screenshot you beautiful boy—bacon, I heart you) that completely shatters the mood the moment it leaves his mouth. bacon is obviously confused, having not put a name to Whatever happened at vidcon (which has firmly stayed at vidcon) and makes it a point to pull a @everyone can we not joke about me and planet dating directly to planet himself, and tells planet to stop flirting with him because He’s Confusing the Viewers and if this is just what happened at vidcon then vidcon had meant nothing more than a heat of the moment thing. because of course he would. and that’s basically why they never streamed during s6 together again ^_^

[cookiehater562]

zams favorite lifesteal duo being spacewaffles has to be because of rpf reasons. she has been subject to many late night girl talks about how bacon is looking unfortunately very bf material and it’s really fucking with the vibe

[rpfmaster3d]

Spacewaffles were totally crushing on eachother in s4 theres no way Jaron's doing allat for nothing 😭 teasing them and saying stuff like "Have you ever had a crush on your bestfriend? specifically planetlord?" "stop kissing the camera" like cmon.

[cookielover265]

spacewaffles so dead the rpf community is being revived 😂😂😂

[cookiehater562]

planetlord and baconwaffles kissed at vidcon behind the minutetech airbnb

[cookielover265]

happy rpf friday

[cookielover265]

anyone ever think about the concept of bacon picking out planet’s outfits for them

[thesexiestselkie]

Sometimes it's not rpf. Like it literally happened.

[stealingyour9diamonds]

I miss spacewaffles rpf

[lsblrconfessions]

i wish more ccs were less boring about boundaries like could you imagine how funny it'd be if planet started dating bacon and he soft launched by changing his boundaries to not ship him with anyone who isn't bacon with no elaboration or actual statement beyond that?

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