South park / South Park Post Covid headcanons I like or came up with myself.
Victor and Kenny got married for "financial purposes" but they did actually love each other.
Craig and Butters have autism (I have autism and a lot of my autistic qualities I see in them)
Victor is Kenny's ''sugar daddy''
Cartman has a crush on Kyle
Butters, Tweek, and Cartman remember most Kenny's MANY deaths
Tweek has really bad anxiety (idk if this is canon)
Tweek and Craig got married
When Kyle got older he started saying "what what what"
Tweek and Butters are good friends because neither of them really have a friend group they're apart of
Butters is hyperfixated on Hello Kitty and him and Tweek talk about all the time
Kenny didn't know what Hello Kitty was and Butters told him absolutely everything about it
Butters love language is physical touch ( Hand holding, Hugging, Kissing)
Whenever Butters sleeps over with the other fellas he always cuddles against Kenny
Kenny and Clyde buy playboys by putting their money together
Kyle got a divorce and was going through a hard time and had to take care of two kids all alone, and Stan was going through financial problems so he stayed with Kyle and substituted as another parents for the kids
Victor forgets absolutely everything and Kenny has to remind him of everything 24/7
Tweek enjoys listen to facts about other people's interests so sometimes he sits on calls with Craig for hours as he talks about Space and Red Racer
Butters and Tweek are nail bitters
Kyle gets absolutely pissed when there is an imperfection when colors are sorted (like having a green colored pencil mixed with the red)
Craig and Kyle will only listen to the TV on volume multiples of 5 ( me too bro)
Stan is Bisexual and Wendy is Genderfluid
Butters went through a stage of questioning his gender and he talked to Wendy and found out he's Genderfluid too
Kenny is omnisexual (fem pref) and only realized when he turned 19 (omnisexual is liking all genders with preference)
Stan rants to Butters about how he hates his dad and how he hates living on a weed farm
Stuart and Stephen had sěx in high school after getting really high and they refused to ever talk about it again so they pretend like they hate each other now.
