move fast, break things

I might be blogging right meow but who actually knows??

[ripe]

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[avocado-babylon]

This cured everything I have

[bob-belcher]

[ruinedchildhood]

#me

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[ithelpstodream]

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

who would win? matilda or eleven

[annehairball]

they’d become best friends

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

you know what youre absolutely right

[deejay]

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[wasteyourlife]

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

[dykedekuremade]

Planet Earth

[circlers-deactivated20231019]

[lisbon]

[googoogooby]

Me

[cookiesforkristi]

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

[neverthere12345]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i want to hollow out a fresh baguette and lay in it for a week

[strangeparker]

[soup-goblin-deactivated20220623]

Im pretty sure white ppl cant run in general so idk why he is complaining for.

[undercoverxgaygent-blog]

Can confirm. Source: am white

[bob-belcher]

[like-crazy-cakes]

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[stability]