It's a wonder we expect a thing to stay the same

  Ben | they | tree enthusiast

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[3000s]

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reblog to win one of that

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[filthburger]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[memeuplift]

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[lornandleveled]

oh ok word

[wren-of-the-woods]

Holy shit you guys, NASA released photos from the moon flyby and they are so cool

[wren-of-the-woods]

LOOK AT IT

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[glavilio]

so thank you to hungryroot for sponsoring this video as we deep dive into the obscure origin of a peasent-dish-turned-fast-food phenomenon and make the original honey busterd pickled sea fuck meal. this time on tasting history

[the-big-mood]

[the-big-mood]

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.

[ruinedchildhood]

OLAF FUCKING DIED 😭

[phytohaemagglutinin]

You're laughing. Olaf fucking died and you're laughing.

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