most likely losing a bet

me!

[lovingexotics]

Arboreal Salamander

Aneides lugubris

Source: Here

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

You Know He Bit A Finger

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[pissvortex]

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

[pissvortex]

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

[pissvortex]

these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening

[biteythevillain]

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

[pissvortex]

They do what

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle

[villafordefeatedvillains]

the what saddle

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

the birthday saddle

[pissvortex]

me when i get called out for ruining 2 marriages

[gothcostco]

[crabmandible]

Kirby eats a Ditto, think about it.

[crabmandible]

keep thinkin’

[juenavei]

how about these choices

[tarotartemisia]

[great-tweets]

Meet Marshall.

[rslashrats]

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[catchymemes]

This man knows how to sell a car

[beaucile]

[approach]

[hotboyproblems]

really makes u think…

[diet-poison]

makes me think he could just walk around the pipes and goombas but loves the thrill of the kill

[micaxiii]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

[komemeda-nagito]

I’m making LaCroix

[komemeda-nagito]

It has come to my attention that making LaCroix this way is incorrect and I am deeply sorry for misleading you

This is the correct way to make LaCroix

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Just…in the vicinity of fruit

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

We let hozier say fuck once and now he’s gone completely mad with power.