the ass cheeks have collapsed

I really have no idea how to describe this mess of a blog.. .

[despazito]

sticker that will start fist fights on tumblr

available on redbubble

[mellifexfarm]

Hey I think Tumblr deleted my first ask? I have question. My Bible teacher told me that before they are concieved, God disguises babies as chickens to protect them from demons, and when the chicken dies that's when the human mother gets pregnant. Is this true? I really want chickens but I don't think I can care for several human babies that's too much responsibility for me. I feel like you would know.

hewwo? hew

[mesopelagic]

got no bones, osmosis jones

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

kayne west $300 shirt

[no-fucks-to-give]

[depsidase]

[honeymushroom]

me: i've been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[hasbrotoys]

me running for office: we need more small farms that give back to the community, we need better regulation on the sale of pets, fish and exotic animals, we need to eat more bugs

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[garbageboy-stinkman]

The McElroys: *say the name of a celebrity*

Me, Laughing Through Tears: i have no fucking clue who that is

[surra-de-bunda]

I hate how many people believe and act like all families are equal. That all mothers, fathers, cousins, aunts, uncles and siblings are good for you or should be tolerated just because of their association with you. Family will sometimes hurt you deeper than a complete stranger. Everyone’s family is not yours. Stop judging folks for cutting toxic ppl off who happen to be family.

[mothisdustinthewind]

Nobody wants to believe this…

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Actually very well made, but still via Shitty_Car_Mods

[jonniphillips-deactivated202009]

cowboy i drew at dennys last night

[unclefather]

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is

last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left

[thescriptorium]

this reminds me of the time i was in a design class at 8 in the morning and about halfway through a lecture a kid calmly stood up from his table, cut off the teacher, and said in the most exasperated, defeated tone: “my class is at 8 at night. this isn’t my class. i don’t…i don’t need to be here”

and then he kinda just left

[luisonte]

El Roomba lowcost

[trash-qween]

Screaming

[cheese24k]

[rihali]

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[jetago]

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

[ohhralphie]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

[aleuaue]

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

[coldforest]

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

[littlemissblackbean-deactivated]

Why is this so funny

[sheerbadluck]

i know every single word to this video up by heart

[manda]

this makes me so happy

[unaestheticsideblog]

Dog faced bats sorted from least to most content.