what up im jared im 19

and i never fucking learned how to love

[irisbleufic]

[ciryes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

No

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This is so fucking cursed.

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[babyanimalgifs]

[corporationkills]

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

[logray]

The Tigger Movie (2000) dir. Jun Falkenstein

[shittycryptids]

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

[willinq]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fairytrainer]

the most iconic minute in tv history (x)

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

i understand and agree with millie bobbie brown now

[ciampi12]

I’m homophobic now too

[smegma-factory]

End Twink Rights 2k19

[surprisebitch]

thank you, next

[thesoundofmusic1965-deactivated]

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[startoursflight1401]

Like I’m not even surprised

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee