$120,000

[goawfma]

[aleshakills]

Finally like just now? Like this week? Forreal?

[vladtheunfollower]

[worstcats-blog]

This is the best cat if you like your cats to be really sweaty and footballshaped and disgusting

[ginger-ale-official]

I’m gonna kick you in the head she is perfect

[coyotepack-official]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[gluten-free-pussy]

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

[gluten-free-pussy]

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

[parttimepup]

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

[cocksmasher69]

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

[monarda-fistulosa-deactivated20]

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

[ruby-white-rabbit]

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

[clonesdreamgirl]

Reminder, BE A NOSEY BITCH

[misanthropemom]

Embrace being the mama bear/lioness the world needs.

[elfwreck]

There are middle-aged men who can have entirely innocent reasons for talking with a 12-year-old girl: Confirming that she’s not lost/knows the way home, noticing something amiss (shoes not tied, backpack unzipped, jacket is torn, etc.), she’s new in the neighborhood and he’s saying hi, he has a kid near her age, he has a dog that sometimes needs pet-sitting, he teaches at her school sometimes… whatever. 

None of those reasons will result in him saying, “why, are you a cop?” to someone else who asks how he knows her. Instead, he’d say, “I don’t, we just met, and [reason he introduced himself].” 

And he’s not likely to make her shut down and look nervous in the first place, because even when we can’t articulate why someone is creepy, we recognize creepy when we find it. Even if his reasons are not friendly - “I raise exotic flowers and I don’t want kids on my lawn!!” - it wouldn’t set off the creep-o-meter. And, again, he wouldn’t get defensive when someone else asked why he’s talking to her.

A guy who recognized her as Girl-Scout-aged and wanted to know if she’s involved in a local cookie drive, would not be dimming her normally bubbly nature. 

Occasionally, autistic people will come across as creepy. This, again, is mitigated by asking him what he wants. An autistic person will not say “are you a cop?” He’d say something like, “I saw Wonder Woman on her t-shirt and I have a comic collection and wanted to know if she reads comics or if she likes the movie more.” 

People who have a non-predatory reason to interact with kids will give that reason when asked. If pestered about it because the initial explanation sounds weird, they’ll double down on that reason, not jump to “why are you accusing me of wrongdoing?” 

If the guy in this incident were a track star (”wanted to give her some pointers”) and he saw her jogging and wanted to correct her posture or tell her she’s got the wrong kind of shoes… he’d talk about how much he knows about running, not insist that he’s not breaking any laws.

TRUST YOUR CREEP SENSE.

[waxling-deactivated20200323]

[imonlyadumpling]

Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

[lordmeowdemort]

Slut

[piglii]

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?

[riverdaleremix]

[perhapsarat]

The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much

[paulrudo]

Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk

[perhapsarat]

I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot

[perhapsarat]

AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.  

[perhapsarat]

NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD 

[prokopetz]

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

[alarajrogers]

It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.

[yupthatexists]

[sonypraystation]

spawn room

[thequantumqueer]

friendly reminder that Nikola Tesla proposed using the ionosphere to do this on a global scale over a century ago and the only reason we don’t have that setup today is because capitalists wouldn’t be able to make money off it

[ingdamnit]

also because on his first experiment with the concept he blew out a power plant generator and killed a few horses

[southdownswitch]

shit happens

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shedidntevenswear]

taylor saying “its totally fine” on the phone with tree after hearing rep wasnt nominated and then immediately tearing up once she hung up ……. taylor saying “its okay now” to andrea on the anniversary of her sexual assault trial that she was still probably reeling from …. taylor reassuring her dad about her own safety after she decided to post about politics … taylor saying sorry for being passionate about a topic on camera for a documentary about her being filmed in her own house….. 

i think every woman can deeply relate to this instinct to make your emotions and reactions as convenient and non-intrusive to others as possible. to not take up too much space. to, like taylor said, “be the good girl”.

[placeinthsworld]

Taylor Swift in MISS AMERICANA (2020) Dir. Lana Wilson.

[fateofophelias]

can run

[pissvortex]

I literally don't know who you are

ok?

[biff-donderglutes]

this is what customer service is like