what even is life?

My physical form is 21. Pan (strong lean towards fem/neut identities). My gender is the way crayola markers make printer paper fall apart.

[coolawkwardpenguin]

“You are not good in the eyes of the Lord or my mom.”

[promethiae]

If you like the wellerman, try on this classic

[any-open-eye-deactivated2022071]

this is a pathologic ass song 

[rosslynpaladin]

The Chemical Worker’s Song. Not far off our current days’ wage slave experience. I’m telling you, you need Union Songs.

Sailors aboard a ship used to hum to warn the captain they were THIS close to a mutiny and didn’t like conditions AT ALL. Because humming was something others could keep doing when you stopped. Anyone comes close you stop, but the hum of the rest keeps on and they can’t prove who, exactly, is doing it.

Just saying.

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[dailydnp]

[brenna]

[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV:

[mentalhealth]

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

[soil-boy]

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

[release-the-sheep]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they're literally harmonizing. they're right fucking there. they're in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! 'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!' no fucking kidding he won't stevie he's literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[jackironsides]

Not to free-associate to another of my mum’s fave bands or anything, but this is also why I lose my mind over ABBA’s The Winner Takes It All. Björn, recently divorced, writes a song about a divorce with his writing partner Benny, then records it with his recent ex-wife Agnetha singing lead vocals.

Even if you believe them when they say it’s not about their divorce specifically, that’s a wild as fuck thing to choose to do.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[unashamedly-pratchett]

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[sfreeborn]

Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck now and forever

[mysharona1987]

[nefertittythegreat]

[marsziepan]

They are SO close to getting it

[geekandmisandry]

An autistic friend of mine just said this to me “The harder I work at communication the more people expect from me and the less they are willing to compromise.” and it is the most fucking heartbreaking thing I’ve heard.

[wetwareproblem]

This is very much a thing, though - and I’m sure people across the board with other disabilities can verify that it happens to them, too. People will turn any progress you make toward being “normal” - no matter how straining or difficult it is for you, no matter how little it actually helps you - as either inspiration porn, or proof that you don’t really need accommodations, you just need to “apply yourself! :)))))”

[naamahdarling]

YUP

[thenatsdorf]

Bff’s from the beginning.

[emmeetslawschool]

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

[leonei-d-deactivated20211128]

Omg!!!!

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

[contrivedchaos]

That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”

[bigsoftbison]

good morning to stupid thick bitches

[bigsoftbison]

this was meant for those that are “stupid thick”, but also if you’re thick and stupid i love you equally as much

[howtobeapersonwithfibro]

friendly reminder that if you have a hard time eating due to nausea or other chronic illness ickies, just eat what you can eat. even if it’s not particularly “healthy,” getting calories in your body to help it function is more important.

[maveriquemagpie]

this applies to fat people, folks with eating disorders, and autistic people who can’t eat certain foods!!!!!!!! we need to eat. it’s okay to eat “unhealthy” foods, sugary foods, processed foods. especially if it’s the only thing you can eat.

[perfectionrainbowkitty]

[glumshoe]

any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating

[inkedintothepaper]

Or if they have a knife for a tounge

[glumshoe]

yeah. or if they have a knife for a tongue.

[the-city-kitty]

I think I deserve a sword. As a treat