whyd you drink all my milk bitch ill kill you

jane

[coolcomputer]

why do we have to wear shoes while driving… cavemen didnt

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

[voidripper-archive-deactivated2]

[officialjared19]

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

[linda-belcher]

shit man today is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2012

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[axe-fx-deactivated20200722]

wow!

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[continuants]

Well okay.

[thatdoodlebug]

@yihagathe 

BEHOLD

[coolcomputer]

[coolcomputer]

why do we have to wear shoes while driving... cavemen didnt

[mostlycatsmostly]

[teathattast]

[g0ds-favorite]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this is a product from a better, more innocent time

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

fucka you

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

basard

[axel1k]

[thx]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[cowboy-garfield]

[youngsongoten]

piccolo is a thot

[poreless]

siri is isis spelled backwards!

[lindsaychrist]

[hometowncelebrity]

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

[poreless]