CoolGuppy856

just a cool guppy

[coolguppy856]

just been asked if im depressed at the happiest ive been in years, hope i dont spiral from here

[coolguppy856]

i love writing until im doing it

[kentuckyfriedmegumi]

it's actually crazy how hard project hail mary whacked me in the fucking head.

[coolguppy856]

damn my script is so much more fun than nightly panic attacks. this is so much better im having sn fun rn

[matchakuracat]

they should invent legs that don't ow ow ow ouchie ow ow aaaaaaaa owww waaaahhh

[the-haiku-bot]

they should invent legs

that don’t ow ow ow ouchie

ow ow aaaaaaaa owww waaaahhh

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[i-have-a-bridge-to-sell-you]

it's not acknowledged enough that a lot of the sleep deprivation, a really big number, that is seen in children and teenagers is due to their parents. "my kid's up all night on their phone" and why exactly is that? because nighttime, the time when they're supposed to be sleeping, aka unconscious in bed, aka not causing you any trouble, aka unable to be immediately put to work by you, is so much of the time the only true "free time" they have. that's what it is. if the moment they step out of their room you give them something to do and berate them for breathing; if every moment they're in their room you're calling them out to do work, and then chiding them for trying to lock their door ... when is there a moment for them to just do what they want? to have fun? to be happy?

there isn't one. not unless they're awake when they're meant to be asleep.

[the-haiku-bot]

there isn’t one. not

unless they’re awake when they’re

meant to be asleep.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jame7t]

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

[wizardarchetypes]

literally said out loud to myself 'i need to do something to calm down and regulate my nervous system' and then opened tumblr.com. like a guy in a horror movie going to check out the scary sound in the basement.

[asherrr3r]

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

[bearsintreesofficial]

tell us we're wrong. i DARE you

[in-the-backrooms]

I will not allow Getting a Call from Alfred slander on my tumblr.com I don’t care if you made the damn song.

[coolguppy856]

i need to be a blorbo so someone can analyze all my behavior and at least SOMEONE would know whats wrong with me (or at least be semi-close)

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[taters-for-tots]

if community (2009) was written today jeff winger would be telling people to kill themselves left and right

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[coolguppy856]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

twilight princess. i love the zelda games but i kinda gave up by the time i got there. maybe ill pick it back up soon