harry potter, percy jackson, starwars and avengers

[just-shower-thoughts]

From birth to death, life is essentially a body’s journey from one hole to another.

[coolguydude7]

Ok what the fuck

[writing-prompt-s]

Everytime someone you know dies, you start to cry. The better you know the person, the harder you cry.

You wake up one night racking with sobs, but you can’t figure out who died.

[coolguydude7]

You died

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

[toastbutteregg]

UPDATES PLS

[coolguydude7]

Need to know!!

[678i0u]

Box office predictions and numbers have been released for Captain Marvel

[coolguydude7]

I hope they realize people only watched it so that they could watch endgame

[coolguydude7]

Please tell me if you are reading this message

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[glitched-fox]

@herobendy @timegrenade @ceiestialorbs

[jumping-junimos]

@ihateitwhenyourejustvague @readingisthenewcool @repetitive-tautology @gayrightsgoblin

[readingisthenewcool]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @a-stitch-in-timey-wimey

[bob-belcher]

[coolguydude7]

Hail christine

[readingisthenewcool]

On this day 6 years ago Christine was interviewed for the news about Pope Francis but the graphic made it look like she was the new pope

[coolguydude7]

On Pi day

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[coolguydude7]

This basically sums up america

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[32-kgs]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[imboredsoimadethisuniverse-blog]

#yourenotalone 

[coolguydude7]

I thought the Trevor protect was for like neville longbottoms pet at first

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Sirius: Um, I sincerely apologize to you because I have matured into a fully formed adult with empathy and self-awareness.

James:

Sirius: But if you don't accept my apology, I will smash your stupid broomstick into bits.

[coolguydude7]

James: if you do that i will start a rumor that you have a crush on snivelly instead of remus

Sirius: IM SORRY OMG PLZ DON'T IM REALLY SORRY

[incorrect-marauders]

okay, if they made a tv series about the marauders, what would happen in them?

A mod here actually writes a screenplay of a Marauders TV show! You can check all the episodes out here.

[writing-prompt-s]

“I like people who crave adventure as much I do,” you date says, their eyes beaming. Your date is the most beautiful person you’ve ever met. In a panic, you grab your phone and order a taxi to Washington. Your plan - a nice little tour of the White House, overthrow the Pentagon and the government and win your date’s heart.

[coolguydude7]

That sounds like the plot of national treasure

[polychrostatic-deactivated20211]

I’m making FRIENDS and I just aaaaaaAAAAAA *flops dramatically*

[repetitive-tautology]

Niceeeee

Also my reaction to making friends

[polychrostatic-deactivated20211]

Im just- i made one friend and then i followed someone they followed and people are T A L K I N G to me and im not used to that XD

I’m like,, way too excited about this

[repetitive-tautology]

This is Good ™ !! You go!!

[coolguydude7]

This is why we are all on tumblr. We need friends

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[hugealienpie]

And your tuba

[coolguydude7]

Reblogging for the tuba

[coolguydude7]

If you love harry potter but dont like the cursed child book clap your hands.

[thliagrace]

overly done instagram au +  a look inside percy’s instagram, because if demigods could have cell phones, you know percy’s would be filled with unbelievable photos of sea creatures and annabeth

[coolguydude7]

Lmao i cpuld see jason third wheeling. (B4 he broke up with piper tho)

[burdge]

no spoilers, yo. i haven’t read Son of Neptune yet.

[coolguydude7]

Lol dont tempt me