sing, goddess

i am catastrophically in love with you. 20/leo/intp/slytherin

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[sourbons]

airboy 🥺

[eurasianfairy]

Valentino Spring 2015 Couture

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

I don’t want to be a real person with real people’s problems anymore.. I want to be a mysterious character in a well-known book and live forever in people’s minds

[ladyofvalyria]

REIGN EPISODES + season three, episode four

You’re alive! You came back to me!

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks to protect others when we leave the house, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease

[confessionalists]

rather cruel how i’m still a nondescript teenage girl living an unfulfilling life and not a mysterious academic in 1980s new england studying liberal arts and possibly committing crimes

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[bcnvolio]

Tom Webb by Luc van Geffen for MMX Germany

[kieraknightley]

[doggosource]

floof

[theunavenged]

Batman/Superman #27

[wadewilsan]

i’m curious, what celebrities do you share a birthday with? mine is perrie edwards and sofia vergara

[spideyycents]

Hi guys!! Okay, so I feel really bad asking for this, but if you could take a second to share this post or donate, it’d mean the world to me.

So I recently got offered a job to teach next year (YAY!), but what that means is I’ll need supplies for my classroom as well as professional clothing. I’m already struggling as is working 2 jobs on top of student teaching full time and classes. If you could take a second to even just share this post, I would be extremely grateful. Classroom supplies are not cheap, and I want to be able to provide for my students. All of the money donated would go 100% towards buying classroom supplies. Thank you so much 💕

Click here to support Classroom Supplies organized by Delaney S

Hi! My name is Delaney and I’m about 3 weeks away from graduating from college. I recently got offered a teaching job for next year, but t

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[botprince]

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

[reallycoolsoup]

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux