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Misc. nerd posts randomly

[bartok-not-bartalk]

I really enjoy how Kaiju No. 8 did the opposite of the "girls having smaller weapons" thing. Superb. Arguably a lot of characters in the show rock ridiculously oversized weapons but including the women in that makes me happy.

[javcdi]

hey sorry your boyfriend died and he came back hornier. yeah he’s more or less the same but all he can think about is going down on you. sorry i know you just wanted the gentleman back but he’s more of a demon now. yeah sorry

[bartok-not-bartalk]

wandering tree

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[demilypyro]

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

[topographicocean]

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

[demilypyro]

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

[rave-lord-nito]

They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

[demilypyro]

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented

[firelxdykatara]

how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????

[katebushh]

probably got some ideas outta this

[salmon404]

Fucking mad lads

[macleod]

 #the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just ‘count the bump’ technology really

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[stormesandshowers]

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

[rymonaflowers]

Sorry but as a living organism, water is a right, it’s a right to every living thing.

[done12356259392929-deactivated2]

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

[spookykittyontheway-deactivated]

This. is. so. COOL

[everwizard]

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

[thefancydragonqueen]

it’S back!

[kleikot-deactivated20181221]

What

[afeix]

[thelanguageoflovers]

why

[vampiresneverhurtme]

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

[skinnyboi-uwu]

Wait- what? 🤣

Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

i’m only here for the last one-

[necronamicode]

the last one is the only reason im reblogging

[ask-undersnare]

Runt: l-lets see

[yumebfdotcom]

Hmm

[writingandpain]

Yes

[mechanical-sheikah]

For the funny one.

[girllpng-deactivated20220212]

Someone tell me how this works pleasseeeeee

[ramayantika]

After reblogging click on the picture, the colour changes

[coochiemedusa777]

Yuh

[dilftaroooo]

THIS IS A LAH

edit: NO IM LYING THIS DOES WORK

[ruinedchildhood]

[4estchild]

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

[ruinedchildhood]

[omni-fella]

This is the content I get on tumblr for

[tehzii]

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

[spiderkickstarter]

I think that the best part about the martian is that Mark Watney is Gen Z and that makes his “well if I die it’ll look cool now” attitude 100× better.

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

[thesadchicken]

[fair-itself]

I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

[maradigma]

AU where Sesshomaru ends up in the modern era by accident?

Oh My God

[thethousandyeardoor]

[a-ffection]

What I thought pretty boy detective club would be about: Club of bishounen boys that help their classmates confess their love or find out why their friend wont speak to them anymore.

What pretty boy detective club is actually about: Twinks uncovering government conspiracies while fighting mercenaries and bringing down illegal gambling rings for tweens with criminal tendencies.

[greenishness]

cows... the gentlest and most curious of gods

[greenishness]

ok wig this was supposed to say gods creatures

[yourladyindank]

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

[yourladyindank]

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

[ink-the-shitposter]

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

[lovethedanielhd]

Nordic mythology is so fucked up. 

[bundibird]

This is still one of the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST POSTS ON THIS SITE

[fredy-carter]

Jessie: Mixed martial arts, it’s something I really really love. So when I saw that I was gonna have a couple of fight scenes and stunt sequences, I was hyped.

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