Hello My Name Is Garbage

I'm Stella I'm a Sagittarius and I enjoy things and also stuff.

[browsedankmemes]

[brianabreeze-deactivated2019010]

I UGLY LAUGHED YO!

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

God making me

[team-sarcasm]

[coolmemefriend]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[yekkes]

I’m gay

[racefaker]

Source?

[yekkes]

Macklemore

[racefaker]

Ah I see

[fuks]

[destinyrush]

too accurate 

[tankaramo]

fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[laleeya]

the purest tweet

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[nancycunard]

im deleting my account

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have