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โ well why not !ย i told samantha that youโd go out with her, sheโs really nice, andย sheโs smart. not smarter than me, but smart enough, i think youโd like her..once you get past the whole deodorant thing youโre good. โ
โ because i refuse to go out with smelly sam !! i donโt care if you think she fucking cured cancer, iโm not doing it noah !ย โ throwing up his hands with a frustrated groan, head tilted in sheer disbelief.ย โ iโm not taking dating advice from my sister whoโs weird not boyfriend is living in our house in texas right now while the guy youโre ... with or leading on whatever is here and plus thereโs finely which i only bring up cause heโs here. i could go on really.ย โ
ellcgrxceโ:
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โyou might.โ elle replied, shrugging. it was the truth after all. either you ended up with someone or you died alone, that was life. she didnโt mean it in a condescending kind of way though. the blonde wasnโt sure what sheโd been expecting when she asked if he was okay but it wasnโt this.ย โyouโre very poetic when youโre upsetโฆโ not able to get the picture he painted out of her head. it was all very shakespearean. when he seemed to tear up a bit, elle wasnโt sure what to do, she wasnโt used to people crying when she wasnโt the reason for it but somewhere inside of her she could understand.ย โi would say it gets easier but it doesnโt really. i - i felt similarly when my grandmother died. she was everything to me.โ a death that had been a wake up call to the blonde back in her wilder days.
rolling his eyes at her first response, cooper couldnโt help but smile at the normalcy of the moment. pretty typical elle, some things never changed. a slight laugh leaving him next.โ i think thatโs the nicest thing youโve ever said to me,ย โ he teased, shrugging his shoulders to deflect from how easy it was to express his emotions. it wasnโt exactly exalted as a strength most of his life. forcing himself to try and get it together, cooper did his best to actually take in what she was saying. it would be pretty fucked up to just disassociate through this whole conversation.ย โ yeah, i guess what i should put my energy into what i should do next. pop was surly old bastard who just wanted everyone to be happy. so i guess happy is the goal.ย โ
everandrewsโ:โ
did he know cooper was avoiding him ? absolutely not . even if he did - it wouldnโt have changed anything .ย โ buuuuut how else am i meant to live out my dreams of being the take me out host , cooper ? this isnโt about you , stop being selfish and start getting dressed .ย โย
โ well doesnโt that suck for you ? but guess what bud, thereโs no bachelor without the dude !ย โ plopping back onto his bed with a pronounced pout on his lips, rolling his eyes again.ย โ youโre gonna have to fucking make me at this rate, my not good dude.ย โ was he was being complete unreasonable ?ย nah.ย
ellcgrxceโ:โ
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elle couldnโt help but laugh at that, it was too entertaining.ย โi donโt blame you, no offense to noah but i donโt think sheโd be the best matchmaker around here.โ though the whole thing had been pretty funny to the blonde she had to ask,ย โare you alright?โ
a wry smile crossed his lips, rolling his eyes at her words with ease.ย โ thank fuck, someone gets where iโm coming from.ย โ shaking his head, cooper added with frustration.ย โ full offense, she has a terrible picker ! i can say it cause iโm her brother but christ , i would rather die alone at this rate.ย โ shrugging his shoulders, he wasnโt really sure how to answer that.ย โ i dunno, currently iโm just desperately trying to disappear into the wilderness so i can crack open my chest and patch my broken heart. iโm still expecting to hear my grandpaโs voice again and i never will.ย โ exhaling and blinking rapidly, hating these tears that always showed up uninvited.ย โ itโs an adjustment. โย
bcdviibrationsโ:
head cocking as he rattled off his whole history, not because it was uncommon ( people had a tendency to overshare around her ) it used to bother her, now she canโt help but find it endearing.ย โ well that explains that, โ she grinned, โ fire signs are always in a hurry and aries in particular just love chattinโ your head off. โ bumping her hip against his as she tipped her head towards the door,ย โ you know, youโre growinโ on me shreders, cโmon lets leave before she notices weโre here. iโll buy you lunch and you can tell me all about whatย ales you. โ
most people would balk at how much he had just shared but with cooper, it was a fraction of his life. three chapters at most. so as sayir grinned at him something loosened in his chest, shoulders dropping and he didnโt remember when they rose. listening eagerly, a smile on his lips that heโd caught from hers.ย โ i canโt say thatโs wrong, always new places to go. beautiful things to see. new stories to tell. โ resisting the urge to flirt because mostly he was on the fuck love train these days.ย โ what can i say, iโm a fun guy.ย โ wiggling his eyebrows, well that lasted long.ย โ aw if youโre paying, does that mean i gotta put out?ย โ before she could respond, cooper felt a chill go up his spine as jackie side eyed the two of them. grabbing her soft and tiny hand, the country boy couldnโt drag the other out of there fast enough. maybe sheโs right about all this shit.ย
404duckieโ:
@interchangestartsโย duckieโs ย automatic ย behavior ย was ย always ย uncanny ย to ย watch ย ย ย โ ย asleep ย and ย yet ย continuing ย on ย with ย regular ย activities ย , ย steady ย dead ย eyes ย focused ย on ย what ย he ย was ย doing ย while ย everything ย else ย happening ย in ย his ย surrounding ย was ย not ย quite ย fully ย perceived ย .ย ย he ย was ย in ย the ย middle ย of ย makingย ย theย ย ramenย ย brothย ย when ย he ย suddenly ย woke ย up ย , ย no ย memory ย of ย what ย he ย had ย been ย doing ย but ย quickly ย realizing ย that ย he ย was ย cooking ย and ย he ย certainly ย couldnโt ย continue ย that ย because ย he ย didnโt ย know ย how ย to ย cook ย for ย shitย ย andย ย heย ย wasnโtย ย evenย sureย whichย stepย ย heย ย wasย ย inย ย ifย ย heย ย triedย ย toย ย . ย quickly ย turning ย the ย stove ย off ย , ย ย ย a ย loud ย sigh ย escaped ย his ย lips ย . ย the ย last ย thing ย he ย could ย remember ย was ย bingeย -ย watching ย ramen ย tutorials ย on ย youtube ย so ย that ย he ย could ย make ย it ย for ย estelle ย the ย next ย time ย theyโd ย cross ย paths ย before ย he ย drifted ย to ย sleep ย . ย ย ย ย he ย supposed ย that ย his ย mind ย just ย went ย ahead ย to ย get ย some ย practiceย ย withย ย allย ย theย ย informationย ย heย ย absorbedย ย whileย ย heย ย wasย ย asleep ย .ย ย ย ย ย downย ย badย ย whenย ย snoozingย ย .ย
โ ย ย ย ย ย ย ย good ย day ย today ย , ย innit ย ? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โ ย ย ย random ย british ย accent ย surfacing ย , ย he ย smiled ย awkwardly ย as ย he ย looked ย at ย the ย person ย in ย the ย communal ย kitchen ย , ย wondering ย how ย long ย they ย had ย been ย thereย .ย ย deadย ย eyesย ย nowย ย hisย regularย ,ย ย emotiveย ย ,ย ย positivelyย ย unhingedย ย bigย ย doeย ย eyesย ย .ย ย ย ย โ ย ย ย ย ย ย ย would ย you ย happen ย to ย know ย how ย to ย make ย ramenย ย orย ย likeย ย howย ย toย ย evenย ย continueย ย thisย ย โฆย ย ? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โย ย heย ย askedย ย ,ย ย gesturingย ย atย ย everythingย ย asย ย hisย ย gazeย ย flickeredย ย betweenย ย theย ย potsย ย andย ย pansย ย andย ย allย ย theย ย ingredientsย ย heย ย hadย ย preparedย .
now there were a lot of shit cooper had seen in his lifeย : multiple fist fights, his siblings brandingย each other with the family brand, couple near death experiences too. yet as he was perched on the counter in the communal kitchen in the wee hours of the morning, the house was about as quiet as he had ever seen it. blue eyes flicking back and forth rapidly from the human who was definitely snoring but also ... cooking? the responsible big brother in him wanted to do something but already half way deep, he decided to let it play out. guess if the guy lights himself or something else on fire, iโll be here. then the mystery man just woke up.ย
pouting for a couple of seconds, thinking to himself. oh boo. that passed quickly enough though as cooper let out a loud snort, putting down his bowl of yogurt.ย โ listen here, english man.ย โ purposefully thickening his southern twang, cooper got dow from the counter with a twinkle in his eye.ย โ only if you tell me how the fuck you were cooking while asleep ?ย also why stovetop ramen ? โ herding him out of the way like a collie with sheep, cooper inspected the pot easily, humming to himself.ย โ my little brother sleepwalks but the most heโs ever done is change the horses hay.ย โ tasting the broth with a spoon, cooper smacked his lips a little.ย โ alright, you want ramen ? i can probably make some kind of soup out of this if thatโs what awake you would prefer.ย โ
bcdviibrationsโ:
โ sheโs a scorpio. โ she whispered as if that explained why jackie seemed to be extra irritable today.ย โ this eclipse season has them going throughย it right now, donโt worry about it, sheโll be back to normal in about two weeks. โ squinting at him,ย โ whatโs your sign ?ย โย @coopershredsโ
raising an eyebrow, cooper tried to hide his grin behind his hand as he watched said scorpio raise hell around them. the country boy trying not to draw too much attention by laughing too hard.ย โ i believe you, darlinโ.ย โ rolling his blue green eyes easily at her question, his brother keithan had asked the same thing of all the siblings at one point. so naturally they all asked their parents.ย โ i was born around march 30th, no idea where or when time wise because my mom was a groupie turned junkie with my ... sperm donor who was touring at the time.ย โ humming a simple tune like he hadnโt just dropped his whole life story on her, the name of his sign popped in his head like a bulb you had to twist just a bit more to light.ย โ that makes me an aries, i think.ย โ
โ no, you listen to me. i donโt care what my sister said or if anyone has filled out some fucking applications, iโm not going on the dates.ย โ @interchangestartsโ
tvlerhโ:โ
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if there was one thing tyler knew about food other than the sheer fact that he liked it, it was that he liked it even more when people were passionate about what they were cooking. it usually made for a better meal, and sauce was just about a big as part as any.ย โ iโm going to take your word for it.ย โ how couldnโt he when he was so adamant? and a secret family recipe to boot? the grill station really did seem to be in very capable hands.ย โ iโm sorry about your pop.ย โ he offered sincerely, dipping his fork in the barbecue sauce.ย โ i mean, i am on costume voting duty, i wouldnโt be doing my due diligence if i left quite yet.ย โย
a grin spread across his face at the otherโs words, raising his pair of tongs to the other in jest.ย โ good man, always trust the cook.ย โ blue eyes shone with excitement, itโd been a while seen cooper had much to do other than be sad. even the mention of his pop pop, it might have dimmed the glimmer in his eyes but he nodded and gave the kid a shrug as if to sayย โ what can you do ? โ before carrying on.ย โ i appreciate that man.ย โ costume contest? maybe i should have gone the extra mile for some shark skin body paint. banishing the thought to be back of his mind, cooper made sure to turn the next round of meat.ย โ i probably donโt have the best costume, noah and her stupid mermaid tail are pretty cool but between me and you, she wears it all the time.ย โ
keo-kightleyโ:โ
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โI donโt doubt you for a second bro but Iโm more of a hot sauce guy,โ Keo explained casually, lifting his plate to sniff the serving of maw mawโs famous sauce.ย โSmells like itโs got a bit of a kick to it, ay. How long has this recipe been in your family?โ
โ well lucky for you, the best barbeque sauce always has a good amount of spice to it.ย โ perfectly content to keep talking to this dude who obviously knew what he was talking about when it came to taste buds.ย โ according to my pop pop, itโs been around at least a hundred and twenty years.ย โย ย
โ listen to me when i tell you, that chicken without the bbq sauce donโt hit the same and itโs aย shame.ย โ plonking another piece on the otherโs place, cooper also hit it with a rather large dash of sauce as well on the side.ย โ this is my maw mawโs secret recipe, since pop passed i figured it would be a nice tribute.ย โ the texan said all of this so seriously while having a styrofoam shark fin strapped to his back while shirtless and practically chained to the grill.ย โ promise me youโll come back, it gets lonely on meat duty.ย โ @interchangestartsโ
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everandrewsโ:
he didnโt take things very seriously , maybe it seemed that things didnโt really take their toll but in the same way , they did . the less he seemed to recognise the impact of his behaviour or the things happening to him , the worse he was becoming . still , he does attempt to offer some presence with cooper ,ย โ you can pay ,ย โ he nods as they walk through , a small chuckle at the comment about getting lucky .ย โ i donโt know if you heard but iโm pretty easy ,ย โ just like that he was back to his old ways , the flirtation that was never quite all the way to being what people expected . finding their seats , across from cooper ,ย โ do you actually want me as a rebound ? do you want me to do my performance or do you wanna actually do something here for real ?ย โ itโs an odd question but itโs meant as he pulls out a napkin and begins tearing off the edges simply wondering what the expectation was . he had many roles and he was willing to bring whatever energy was desired .ย
rolling his eyes at the otherโs joke, a smile still spread across his lips.ย โ i donโt always believe what i hear. you might be easy to get into bed but i doubt everything about you is easy.ย โ flirting was fun but after years of therapy, he could feel deflection before he could see it. humming and leaning one elbow on the table, the height of bad manners, cooper found himself answering honestly.ย โ iโm pretty sure i want to try for something real,ย โ pausing, a blush spread on his cheeks as he cleared his throat.ย โ youโre something of a riddle, somedays i feel like i understand you perfectly and others not so much. i like that about you.ย โ feeling like this got much too serious as blue eyes took in the bits of napkin that began to litter the table.ย โ iโm a pretty honest guy and right now, youโre already being everything i could want just by being you. dashing good looks and all. โ
everandrewsโ:
he was no stranger to affection , no reason to stray away or hide from it , he doesnโt even question coopers hand holding etiquette .ย โ i have been known to stray away from the crowd ,ย โ he joked deciding not to do a little daddy joke . it was too early in the morning . dropping their hands into the middle as he began walking .ย โ so tell me , are we splitting the bill , is this my treat , yours ? i mean you got the break up but i got the divorce , i donโt know who needs more emotional support ,ย โ he joked , away with the fairies but somehow heโd managed to remain sober this long .ย
โ eh, crowds suck anyway. itโs more fun to be on your own, thatโs when all my best moments happen.ย โ letting his feet lead him after everett, swinging their hands after a moment or two, just enjoying the weight of someoneโs presence next to him for once. humming in thought before replying,ย โ let me pay. a divorce is way worse than a break up.ย โ the mood sobered for a second until he grinned and nudged the otherโs shoulder.ย โ you let me treat you, alright?ย โ taking care of other people was what he was good at. the walk was shorter than he thought it would be, their romantic comedy plans of walking separately going out the window but he kind of liked it better this way.ย โ plus you know what they say, maybe iโll get lucky.ย โ
everandrewsโ:
everett was surprisingly chipper when he reached the doorway , fully dressed as he opened it out to cooper .ย โ first of all , thereโs absolutely no way iโm going on a hike right now . you havenโt brainwashed me with your abs yet ,ย โ he announced ,ย โ secondly , i really like waffles so iโm going to forgive you for being one minute early .ย โย
โ there is still more than enough time to be brainwashed by these washboard abs, pretty boy.ย โ laughing easily at the other, unable to stop himself from raising an eyebrow at the fact that everett is fully dressed.ย โ well thank my lucky stars, i would have just about died otherwise.ย โ playing up the country twang he inherited against his will, cooper gave another impish grin before oftering the other his hand like they were in middle school.ย โ i wouldnโt want little old you getting lost or anything.ย โ
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