“Baby girl get off of daddy’s dashboard!”
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@coordinatorharley-blog
“Baby girl get off of daddy’s dashboard!”
“Well, judging from the look of you I’d say you have great taste.”
“And the finest of suits! You used that high-end fabric back in Rustboro, didn’t you? Naughty thing. That is the most comfortable fabric. Finely crafted from bamboo. I love it! So comfortable. So beautiful, where have you been all my life, mm? Were you waiting for little ol’ me in my dreams?”
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“Oh my stars, you are in fact, the most beautiful man I’ve ever had my lovely blue eyes on! My goodness, your hair! I-- it’s so PERFECT!”
“Hello my delightful gals and boys~! The most fabulous man in existence has arrived!”
“Oh, but, you all know that. Oh ho ho~! I flatter myself!”
“I missed every one of you!”
“..Most. I missed most of you. Pardon my language.”
“Why should I care? I’m not gonna date her.”
“You underestimate me. When there’s a will, there’s a way, and trust me, baby bear, you WILL go on a date with her.”
talkaboutpathetic:
“Bring out whatever you want. I’m not looking at it.”
“And for that little shitty comment, I’m going to ship you with Ursula!”
“Well your resume is terrible, so I’m not interested.”
“My my, you are a feisty little bear cub, aren’t you?”
“So let me bring out my little book of potential companions for our little rowdy Pauly, shall we?”
“LEAVE.”
“Oh baby boy, you know that I have no intention of leaving you. You’re single and you’re lonely so of course you’re a grumpy baby bear. Don’t worry! I helped your brother meet his girlfriend so it’ll be a cinch to find you someone!”
“WHAT’S THIS ABOUT PAULY NEEDING A DATE!? HARLEY IS ON THE CASE!”
My Nobori’s back.
crazedrevolvercultist:
“Hubby’s been thinking about you! Now I have a reason to kill someone if they get near you. There’s so many people that try to manipulate me and drain me down. Precious cinnamon bun~”
“Don’t murder them too hard! They need to keep their dignity in tact!”
crazedrevolvercultist:
“BAE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I MISSED YOU SO DAMN MUCH I COULD KISS YOU AND ALL OF MY LOVE FOR YOU IS STILL GOLDEN!”
“Hi Boo, I missed you too.”
autocratie:
“A God? Oh no, you speak too highly of me! Surely I’ve got an eye for fashion, but that does not make me a God – though, you are quite stylish yourself as well!”
“My oh my. Stunning AND charming! You’re quite the cutie. The name’s Harley, honey. Whom may you be? I must say, you look amazing in that red. I must know the name of your tailor so that I could thank them for making such an excellent piece of fashion. Are you a model? I have a feeling that you’re a model.”
autocratie
“Oh my god, who is this fabulous creature before me? This being that’s beaming out such perfection when it comes to style? Ah! Am I speaking to God?”
There we go. Colored. This is my Harley’s new look.
Swag
Decided to redo everything on this blog, Harley’s look first.
It was never a goodbye, just a see you later.