CopernicusSnail

Idk man, idk like, idk man

[copernicussnail]

Got them a wheel. As expected Jinx is being a big baby about it but Dee is already using it independently. I’m sure once he figures it out he’ll adore it

[copernicussnail]

Yugky grozz gumby smile boogie included for posterity

[10alex01]

Powerpuff Girls fan art.

[despazito]

[iridesia]

[talesfromtreatment]

re: cat weights-

A lot of the vets I've worked with have not brought up cat weights until they are very much obese because a lot of owners are like "my cat isn't fat he's big boned!" so they don't bother much beyond "Please don't let him/her gain more weight than this"

I did say "average" which is not the same as "all". These weights are from 10 years at a cat only hospital and nearly 10 years at a shelter.

Yes, being overweight is actually quite bad for cats resulting in early arthritis and significantly increasing their risks of diabetes.

13 pounds as a healthy weight is quite a large cat. 17 pounds, 90% chance the domestic cat is overweight. Outliers are not part of the average. Your cat is size georg adn will not be counted.

[copernicussnail]

Size george over here at 16 lbs lmao

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[copernicussnail]

Had the pleasure of seeing this car today. Love and peace brother

[copernicussnail]

She’s perfect and I love her

[copernicussnail]

Good lord the way she’s GRIPPING that shelf

There was a cat in the yard

[talesfromtreatment]

Cant send you the xray for soon to be obvious reasons but, one time i got a limping dog and, long story short, i was sure the leg itself was fine but at least one toe was broken, but there's no xray machine at my clinic so i sent them off to an xray lab to get one, and i asked them to get me an xray of the toes and while they were at it get as much of the leg as they could to double check (owners couldnt afford multiple xrays and dog was too large for the whole leg to fit in one)

So they come back and show me a beautiful xray of an intact leg... and the foot on the very corner of it, where the dog's identifying information was covering the toes.

I was able to call the lab and get a copy without any text on it (dog had one(1) broken toe) but for a moment all i could think about as i squinted at the letters trying to spot a fracture through them was Mike Wazowzki yelling about being on the cover of a magazine

*wheeze-laughing*

[a-timey-wimey-leaf-on-the-wind]

The little cousins playing "Vet Clinic" at Thanksgiving.

My dad: "My chicken isn't laying eggs"

Little cousin: "It's a boy"

These girls are comedic gold.

[surprisinglyironlibrarian]

I feel like people forget that bringing dogs to public places is largely a cultural thing. In the U.S. you rarely see dogs inside of a building unless it's a pet store. However when I was in Italy I saw them everywhere from coffee shops to restaurants to grocery stores and nobody batted an eye. I'm not saying either culture is the "right" way or the "wrong" way of doing things. It's just made me kind of zoom out when people are like "DOGS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED IN *insert place* and anyone who brings them is entitled" and just kind of be like... eh... it depends on the area of the world and culture you're currently in? ✨Everyone isn't from the U.S. actually.✨

[klaasje]

i’m normal! i’m so unremarkably normal. i am, in fact, a spoilsport. i despise fun. i have to be the hottest guy in this hostel-cafeteria or i’ll develop a complex. a drunken lunatic said i looked cool smoking a cigarette and i’ve been riding that high ever since. i do not have strong feelings on anything. i’m experiencing deep inner turmoil over putting shiny hubcaps on my sensible sports car. pinball is EVIL. favouritism is bad except when it’s about me. the lunatic wants to play board games. we have postponed the murder investigation. we are playing board games. i am not emotionally compromised and i like him a normal amount

[copernicussnail]

[nickl-art]

this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[punkdawg-25]

Galaxy Rough Collie sticker design Thought it would look pretty on this older sticker design I had laying around. Will try printing it soon