it is my dream to have a pointy nose

More commonly known as World's Least Revolutionary Marxist

[copperandtellirium]

Feeling Very 15

So nostalgic for Tumblr days... Might give this a go again and scream into the void. Is anyone is still out there?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

what the fuck margaret

[pollyj]

Laszonia 

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I’m the one person who liked that post

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

this chef on cutthroat kitchen introduced herself by saying “im jersey born, jersey bred, and one day ill be jersey dead” and wow what a powerful lady, going right for death in the first sentence #relatable #respect

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[actualdogvines]

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

my friend: i think you had too much to drink

me:

[aaliyahbreaux]

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

[sprousetwinsblog]

[justcatposts]

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[son-of-rap-bear]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[nahshaw-deactivated20141008]

this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made

[chuusbae]

I feel like that one Dril tweet that everyone uses: “I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” I feel like that’s going to end up like a lot of pretty famous quotes. Because you have: “Curiosity killed the cat…” And I lot of people jut use that one piece of quote, but then: “…Satisfaction brought it back.” is the secondary part to that. So like can you imagine some kid in the future using it and being like, huh I wonder where that original saying came from?, and they look it up and it’s just: “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.” And the kid is just like ??????, and I like to imagine that a lot.

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[plantwitch]