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goobygaba

leskenobian

saxifraga-x-urbium

This is all forms of collaboration

sunlit-capybara

This is the most honest comment I’ve ever seen

fatpikachupics

huariqueje

The Ocean at Dusk - Kate Jarvik Birch

American , b. 1977 -

Gouache on paper , 10 x 10 in.

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

theotherwesley

It's him, the Fire Fox, from browser

killz0ne3-deactivated20250521

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

killz0ne3-deactivated20250521

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

bettedavisgf

it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

drunkwhenimadethis

absolutegibberishandnumbers

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

amartworks

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

psychotic-gerard

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

apjvff

*me when it’s my turn to speak in court* first of all... your honor, how are you? hope you are having a good day

rouxls

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?