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he/they/it | aroace | minor | also corbic lover of object shows, favorite character of all time is mephone4 i sometimes post art on corbic!! :] [i trapped myself into this]

[corbic]

object doodle dump!!!

[corbic]

the bowl <3

also background!!

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nonartificialartist]

I see they're letting GOATS start the intro now

[jessieisaninja]

It has come to my attention that this little dinosaur guy doesn't have an official name (or at least I couldn't find one). I think it is our duty to name him.

What should his name be?

Kevin

Larry

Bob

Arnold

Meep

Splorp

Squimbus

Fernando

Pixelatus Rex (Rex for short)

Internetless Bastard

Other (comment suggestions)

Voting ended onJul 19

[jessieisaninja]

Going to include some girl names here. Sorry, I was kinda half asleep and out of it when I came up with the names, though i did make a few that could go either way on the original. I can't edit the original, so this will have to do.

Girl and Nonbinary Names?

Susie

Moss

Brunhilda

Meeps

Becky

Lollipop

Pixelsaurus Rex (Rex for short)

Roxanne

Nugget

Beans

Other (comment suggestions)

Voting ended onJul 19

[ineedtherapyofc01]

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Simple art I made Just for test THE next art Will be Better I promise

[metalsonicmustdie]

.how i draw mephone 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[shellesort]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

Note: I only added characters from the series I watched/read, so sorry if I missed your fandom

Also let me know if I should change anything! I don't want to upset or hurt anyone <3

[molabuddy]

object show where humans and objects coexist in the same world. but not in like a bfdi way where the humans are stick figures . the humans are like real humans of earth and objects to them are like facinating little animals

[molabuddy]

human protag studying objectology and going out to do field research on an intriguing object social ritual known as a 'competition'

[molabuddy]

my vision

[molabuddy]

theyre like fairies or borrowers except its not like a secret that they exist they just hang out ans you see one and youre like oh! an object. they have their own society existing alongside humans but not really connected aside from occupying the same space. i dont know if they speak human languages i think theyd have their own language going on but they could learn .. or you could learn ... they show up in ur house or ur garden sometimes. they like to play games and frolick and you gotta be nice to them

[big8cola]

great trope

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[dragon-spaghetti]

TADC x Warrior Cats au character lineups!

(Please click for better quality!!)

[corbictheorbic]

silly little object head guys i will not elaborate on

(bad quality because i had to screenshot :[ )

[eggsistential-breakdown]

poem is my cat is sad by Spencer Madsen

please click for higher quality!

caine nation how are we doing

[corbictheorbic]

i'm stuck in these seven stages of grief over a fictitious character whom i do not wish to be dead and will probably be very sad if he is indeed dead

AU(GJHINORHEGJOK i said i wanted caingst but not fucking death in other words, i'm doing great ^^ more caine content for me yummers give me more please :DD

[utensiltransil]

colored in my past ten characters! usually these guys stay colorless for like ever

[corbictheorbic]

has anyone else just like. thought about how weird being a human is.

like inspected themself in the mirror, not out of body dysmorphia or anything, but curiosity about the fleshbag they inhabit?

and toyed around with movements and facial expressions and thought how weird all these things we have are?

i mean just LOOK at the weird consistency of flesh and the outlines of bone beneath your skin and imagine your skeleton

and, partially off topic, but isn't human interaction interesting? what do you MEAN i can effect people. like. in general. what do you MEAN i can do things and people can respond to those things????

living is so interesting. everything's so interesting if you dig deep enough.