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A few pictures, quirky addictions, and epic tales of comedy and tragedy... In other words, a Sondheim musical.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

forgetting #3 “I never suffered so the people claiming they’re suffering are exaggerating”

[shinobi-bacon]

They’re working hard to give you the same wooden chair DIY that you’ve had for a while.

[bringiton]

LOVECRAFT COUNTRY: PHOTOGRAPHY TO VIDEO

DEPARTMENT STORE: Mobile - Alabama (1956), by Gordon Parks UNTITLED: Shady Grove - Alabama (1956), by Gordon Parks THE LOUISVILLE FLOOD: Louisville - Kentucky (1937), by Margaret Bourke-White

[asdcats]

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

[sandersstudies]

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

[sandersstudies]

“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.

But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3

[sandersstudies]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[extraloved]

the unexpected joy of the worst summer of our lives by christine mi for vox

[may]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[stimmysuggestion]

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

[mysteriouspercentage]

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

[therobotmonster]

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

[andrusi]

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

[thenordroom]

16th-century cottage in England

THENORDROOM.COM - INSTAGRAM - PINTEREST - FACEBOOK

[gahdamnpunk]

Beautiful.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[arcsin27]

Is she single asking for a friend

[veresfika]

No❤️

[vampirebriar]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teaboot]

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

[catchymemes]

IG: Soosh

[madamefaust-deactivated20210624]

This is now a beautiful children’s book called Mermaid and Me!

[weloveshortvideos]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im obsessed w this video

[bonehandledknife]

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

[gunk-droid]

[thesmallbutknowingclown-deactiv]

THE WAY THE BABY IS KINDA NODDING KILLS ME

[cat-memes-only]

[theemotionmachine]

[sketchy-saram]

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

[zippy-64]

Needed that, thanks. 👍🏻

[andromedangel]

Sometimes by jaw be hurting tho