"We should kiss the girls we want to kiss"

[thememedaddy]

[holefoodsmarket]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place

[thomas--bombadil]

A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck.

It’s gigantic.

Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.

It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess of 100 pounds. It’s possible that this beast is 40+ years old.

[liberalsarecool]

Keep Wall St/Hedge Funds out of single-family housing market.

#StopWallStreetLandordsAct

[chrysocomae]

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[erinposting]

bet

[home-and-having-tea]

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Not just that. But what puppet knows is mostly wrong so we just accidentally committed subterfuge.

[readtomanyfanfics]

It sure feels like 84 years.

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Especially when we were given so many of them!

- passed on

- no more

- ceased to be

- expired

- gone to meet his maker

- stiff

- bereft of life

- rests in peace

- pushing up daisies

- his metabolic processes are now history

- off the twig

- kicked the bucket

- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil

- run down the curtain

- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible

- this is an EX-PARROT

[angst-and-fajitas]

[chaxtic-love]

How could forget the ultimate class of “swimming with the fishes”

[ceevee5]

[alexmurison]

Took a trip up the Stiperstones last night to clear my head and try to catch a sunset, but the clouds descended and the drizzle set it. Still had a sweet wander through all the heather and bilberry then climbed all over the rock formations.

[grace--upon--grace]

[sedraboc]

[bonkitydonk]

[ousia-poetica]

The first time I saw her, I would say she was a fragment of the moon, an arched and silent smile… “full of enchantment, alchemy and tenderness”. Art Jeremy Sams.

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[littlethingwithfeathers]

Hope this helps! Thanks!!!

[trulyvincent]

Murmuration of Starlings that looks like one huge bird