Someone tell lady luck that I'm stuck here

"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it." - We bought a zoo.

[akamxru]

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

[topazpearl]

[growing-past-me]

They had us in the second half too you fucking coward

[slavery]

[butchflirt]

This is what we mean by community-led Justice

[havocs-archived]

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

[havocs-archived]

[swagneato]

frankly i think the icon really takes this to another level

[testimonialpictures-deactivated]

Um no fucking offense but it needs to be said...

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.

You come and go

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.

Red, gold, and green.

RED 👏🏻 GOLD 👏🏻 AND GREEN 👏🏻

[imwiremother]

owen wilsons best role is the very small cowboy in the night at the musuem movie. thats who he is to me.

[baaulp]

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

[sistersyzygy]

[dykeguy]

mmmAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[2headedsnake]

Erica Salcedo

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[skitsskat]

@thetytyblog

[writing-prompt-s]

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

[prezrev]

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[skitsskat]

@thetytyblog you

[marshmalllow]

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

[ruinedchildhood]

[soolagna-meow]

u, a dweeb: if a kid draws in anime style they are wrong and need to be told how wrong they are because it’s more important to crush any joy in drawing bc blah blah blah art school

Britney Spears, an intellectual:

[foreveriallyzombified]

seth macfarlene finally hears the lgbt+ community’s prayers - THANK YOU SETH! i always saw myself in the evil talking infant stewie and i’m in tears knowing that this is being taken seriously…. thank you seth fuck the haters!

[loveamongthesailors]

Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime

My body and soul: