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Madeline; 20; Central Florida

[macleod]

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

[superdraconic]

this post fucked me up

[bigblackmom]

when you try learning something completely foreign 

[thatguyicarus-deactivated202308]

talk dirty to me

[corncobbler]

Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!

Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[methhomework]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

[teacupballerina]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

SWEET JESUS

[sonypraystation]

iphone texting

girl: come get this pussy daddy me: On My Way! baby grill

[weloveshortvideos]

How to drop a subtle hint that you want something at the store

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

Me!!!!!

[funkybug]

[babishment]

a true cinematic masterpiece

[joshpeck]

i was not expecting that at all

[peponichild]

[tangobunny]

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

[ackwet-blog]

oh my god

[jshredz-deactivated20151103]

Unmut this 😭😭😭

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[fedswatching]

lmfao

[corncobbler]

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

[sockittomeinc]

[corncobbler]

brain: let's go out and get stabbed!

me: what no why

brain: if we survive we'll get attention and if we die we'll be dead

me: ....actually that's a p good plan

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

[purrypixel]

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

[deadmomjokes]

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

[sorrynomoretaee]

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via dontworryimmedicated)