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ruinedchildhood

myszkaa

Mom's weird "friends"

knightofleo

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

nanadouken

I've been obsessed with these types of displays for robots but I cant figure out how to make em work right

nanadouken

boogerwookiesugarcookie

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

whiskeylullabye

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

shitpeoplesayintf2

pocketss

mmm soob

terraterracotta

My contribution to this meme

terraterracotta

Because I’m standing firm with this I decided to update it to be a little more specific since some people aren’t getting the hint.

terraterracotta

Once a year this appears back on my timeline again like a child who moved out visiting their parent

carnival-phantasm

Can't even come up with silly mafia names anymore after learning there was a real, powerful Consigliere known as Tony Bananas

carnival-phantasm

Nearly identical to reality

doggendoodle

carnival-phantasm

catchymemes

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

inactivecatboy

ladies, ladies, please- one at a time! i can only block you so fast

sigmaleph

sometimes you have to repeat to yourself "people making a new shitty adaptation or remake of a work i like does not diminish the original" until you calm down and stop posting on twitter

and by you i do in fact mean y'all and not me, I'm fine, I don't post stuff on twitter