Just cats and pizza

Photog. 29. Cats. Pizza.

[dulect]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

[buzzfeeduk]

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[olive2004]

I cannot @ how big he is

[tariqah]

Son

[cosmic-kitten-s]

An absolute unit

[cluegrrl]

MEGAFAUNA!

[copperbadge]

MEGAFRIENDA!

[stevienick]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[coldpapernightmare]

Found this on Facebook 

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[dailyfrogs]

[rslashrats]

why do humans have an appendix if all it’s good for is exploding

[horrorofthebeast]

Self destruct button

[acnhcustomdesigns]

houndstooth dress submitted and designed by cass of perla

[acnhcustomdesigns]

halloween candy bowl hats designed by sproutsie of citrie

[mapsontheweb]

Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America

[headspace-hotel]

In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean

[meltedstairs-deactivated20211103]

i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what the ocean is would kill them instantly” and im not over it

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[thenatsdorf]

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

Put the sound on you won’t regret it

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[thejeksburyguy]

Family doesn’t have to be blood related.

Sometimes family is a righteously angry little girl, her supportive brother, a random stranger with a thirst for chaos and justice, two foreign grandmas, and The Rest Of The Plane.

[melodiouswhite]

Yes. So much yes.

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[justusducks]

A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings