Crash of the Empire of Kitten Soap

[cornwaffleunion]

[spaghetti-taako]

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

[nikadd]

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

[tlematimun]

STREET SMARTS

[i-moved-to-lancemcclains]

Why do I love cartoon Hawkeye more than MCU Hawkeye…

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Originally posted by comicgirl96

Originally posted by smthgavengersassemble

Oh, right.  

[daminwayne]

Originally posted by llukecastellan

Originally posted by smthgavengersassemble

[arthonystark-blog1]

Originally posted by lockedin221b

[daminwayne]

[stuckytogether]

[buzzfeed]

So much wisdom in so few characters.

[qweety-deactivated20131214]

[londonprophecy]

OMFG

[lixxieb]

That should not have been as funny as it was!

[lizzthefrizzzz]

OH MY WORD

[jackhawksmoor]

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

[thesonicscrew]

“they have angered the machine!!”

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

[obviousplant]

I made some state tourism ads and left them outside a local travel agency.

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[crypticdatesuggestions]

The time has come.

Prizes:

• A chocolate bar • A “nice” pair of socks (human) • Jar of something interesting to gaze upon • Teeth • [UNIDENTIFIED] • An important date and time

Enter by reblogging. Once you do there are no take backs. It all will end on July first.

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

[coratorium]

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

[bace-jeleren]

W for “wupwards”

[benjaminbreeg]

a is for “am going left”

[skarchomp]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

#i maintain that this is the most perfectly done comedic reaction in comic history (via skarchomp)

[dumbucket]

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

[cosmic-robot-menace]

@tw-evan

[tw-evan-deactivated20170827]

theye Good Boys

[explodingpringlescans]

@earais

[spacesnek]

An amazing photo showing an Egyptian Uromastyx (u. aegyptia) and her hatchlings. Photo taken by Karan Soni! 

[skies-of-salt]

Too much cute.

[sealedbeastnue]

Children This is Dirt. dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt?

[macklesufficient]

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

[macklesufficient]

no one’s answered my question

[macklesufficient]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

[necro-romantic]

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

[banal-adventures]

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

[manicpixiesdreamdragon]

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

[viohra]

Leave Lord Byron alone

[genericboringusername-deactivat]

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Victor Frankenstein was literature’s first edgelord.

[optimysticals]

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

[lolfactory]

Guidelines for employees on Black Friday

[source]

[cornwaffleunion]

People who live in places it doesn't snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky.

People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder

[yuzuganache]

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen

[yuzuganache]

You go, Carlos.

[cattart]

fan base for carlos

[deepr]

Carlos rocks

[hechizoh]

die hard Carlos fan right here

[spacebisexuals]

Carlos Benavides is a long time caffeinator for Disney! He provided caffeination for

Meet The Robinsons

Tangled

Whinnie the Pooh

Frozen

[queenelxa]

OMG GUYS. IT’S HIM!!!!!!

[assemblethebig6]

HIS LEGACY CONTINUITIES IN BIG HERO 6

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong