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What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper

What do you call a bunch of masturbating cows?

Beef stroganoff

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When is a car not a car? When it's turning into a driveway!!

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithburg

Sneaking

Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it is literally made of hide.

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years....

I don't have 2020 vision!

A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.

Did you know that as you get older, your vision actually improves? It's called adult supervision

Tripping

I don’t know what these shoes are laced with but I’ve been tripping all day!!

4yo: “I thought I saw a man with no pants and no underpants on, but it was just a horse.”

Ba hahahaha

:why are there no knock knock jokes about America??

:Because freedom rings

:What happens when you add castor oil to some holy water?

:a religious movement

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

: How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

: Two. But don't ask me how they got in there

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