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[markantonys]

every time i see the phrase “consular dating” i think it should be referring to some dating reality show. like the bachelor but for roman consuls

[clodiuspulcher]

#top 10 most dateable consuls GO 10. MARCUS FULVIUS FLACCUS (cos. 125 BC) - The Gracchi’s Ally, part of T. Gracchus’s wealth-distributing land commission, staunch ally to Gaius Gracchus, EXTREMELY datable based on his Politics

9. PUBLIUS CLAUDIUS PULCHER (cos. 249 BC) - okay. awful based on chicken-drowning Arrogance BUT first consular Claudius with Pulcher as the cognomen so confirmed sexy and UNDENIABLY AUDAX!!  8. SCIPIO AFRICANUS  (cos. 205 BC, 194 BC) - BIG sexy. SO  sexy he singlehandedly made beards unfashionable for hundreds of years. GOd. So datable. 7. MARCUS VIPSANIUS AGRIPPA (cos. 28, 27 BC ) - CONFIRMED sexy (we have sexy busts) very big with sad eyes big arms…. extremely datable, also infrastructure Good, aqueducts good, parthenon GOOD!

6. APPIUS CLAUDIUS CAECUS (cos. 307, 296 BC) - Populist ICON (let sons of freedmen be senators, many supporters of lower classes, voting rights no longer dependent on land ownership), Roads GOOD, Aqueducts GOOD, INFRASTRUCTURE GOOD, SEXY! DATABLE! 5. MARCUS VALERIUS CORVUS (cos. 348, 346, 302, 301, 300, 299 BC) Bird-based legends?! Populist politics (expanded Plebeian Rights during the conflict of the orders)?! SIX TIME CONSUL?!  DATABLE!  4. LUCIUS SEXTUS LATERANUS (cos. 366 BC) FIRST PLEBEIAN CONSUL! DATABLE BASED ON HIS EXTREMELY GOOD AND POPULIST LEGISLATION ALONE! But I also think he must have been sexy thank u. 3. APPIUS CLAUDIUS PULCHER (cos. 143 BC)  Had typical Claudian Audacity with that kind of a triumph BUT! He was an ally of Tiberius Gracchus! Married his daughter to T. Gracchus to solidify that alliance, part of the land redistribution commission WE STAN! A CLASS TRAITOR LEGEND!  Very datable bc audax, Pulcher, and Good Politics. 2. MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO (cos. 63 BC) an EASY choice. His oratory was sexy, he was clearly and definitely a DILF lawyer, VERY handsome charming intelligent, the only one on this list who I know as a Human Being and Love Also…HIGHLY DATABLE 1. MARCUS ANTONIUS (cos. 44 BC) WHAT DO I NEED TO SAY. MARK ANTONY BIG HUGE SEXY. Wore sexy short tunics to show off his thighs, known to be Exceptionally handsome, big hands, big dick, big HEART, MOST datable consul.

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[owlsounds]

When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.

[princesstigerbelle]

Me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with—is everything

[treasures-and-beauty]

Quadrum - Hand with Crystal Drop Earrings

[louisvuitttonn]

Versace RTW Fall ‘18

[1forher-deactivated20220505]

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[corporategothic]

Me as a working adult

[schinako]

Day 1. ‘Poisonous’

 She brings poisonous plant to bun to upper floor💐

Process video is here.

https://twitter.com/schinako/status/1046701661693964288

[teenagerposts]

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

[corporategothic]

I haven't posted here in forever which is GOOD bc it means I haven't been angsty in a long time....

Shouting into the void here but fuck I feel relieved from finally getting things I wanted to say for a while off my chest but also even more devastated after getting confirmation about smth I hadnt even considered possible. I guess this conversation was bound to happen eventually.

[post--grad]

Augustine being extra in his Confessions

on stealing pears from an orchard as a boy: “It was foul, and I loved it. I loved my fall, not the object for which I had fallen but my fall itself. My depraved soul leaped down from your firmament to ruin.” (ii.9)

on being a teenager: “Clouds of muddy carnal concupiscence filled the air. The bubbling impulses of puberty befogged and obscured my heart so that it could not see the difference between love’s serenity and lust’s darkness. Confusion of the two things boiled within me. It seized hold of my youthful weakness sweeping me through the precipitous rocks of desire to submerge me in a whirlpool of vice.” (ii.2)

on attending public plays: “I loved to suffer and sought out occasions for such suffering.” (iii.4)

on rereading his own early writing: “My opinion was miserable folly…. I did not know what I was talking about.” (iv.24)

on lying to his mom: “I was full of abominable filth.” (v.15)

on learning something uncomfortable about a friend: “I had discovered his fatal passion for the circus.” (vi.11)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ameriqan]

i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[thatadult]

Manipulating a guy to get drinks is fine because there's a 99% chance he's buying you a drink to get sex so take advantage and get free drinks

exactly