Haru𓈒

WTTT side blog. | he/they i am the walrus, goo goo g’joob AC Hibiscuslynx

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Introduction post ♡

My name is Haruhito, Haru for short, I am 18 years old and Welcome To The Table (especially California) has been my special interest for about three to four years consecutively now! :)

I use he/they pronouns and I identify as a intersex cisgender gay man, I’m Native American and Japanese !!

I really like The Table, ace attorney, the beatles, and the britpop movement of the 90’s.

BYI:

I am professionally diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder and I have been for several years, I have a very hard time remembering people/things exist

English is not my first language so i do occasionally make grammatical mistakes please be kind

I am also diagnosed with autism & aspd so I struggle with things like small talk and social cues, I do request you do not use tone indicators in conversation with me though.

Fun Facts:

I have met Ben 4+ times ! :)

I am a polyglot

I can play guitar, crochet, bake, as well as a bunch of other hobbies I picked up

I am moving to Massachusetts in a few weeks to start college, so I will officially be a masshole

Tags:

#Haru answers : will be me answering any questions / asks I’m sent

#Haru art : will be my art if I ever decide to post any

#Haru headcanons : will be any specific headcanons I have, probably about California because I hate him

Haru analysis : this will be for any meaningful analysis i write, rambles that arent properly outlined / researched will not fall under this tag

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California is the type of man to have wonderwall and riptide as his top songs on Spotify wrapped. Send tumblr.

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Nevvy headcanons PLEASEEEE

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Nevada they can never make me hate you ❤

Headcanons under the cut. Oh and Nevyork will be mentioned because they're rotting my brain right now. These are just ones I can remember, at least, and the ones I'll post on my main blog.

Nevada has two separate wardrobes, so he can separate his more "provocative" outfits from his "regular" outfits.

He has a make-up drawer, that is crammed with other miscellaneous items. He knows he should do something about it, but he'd rather leave it alone than organize everything into their respective places, which will end up empty in the span of two weeks.

Nevada prefers to actually remain clean and spray perfume all over himself, much to the distaste of others. (It becomes quite obnoxious with the smell towards some states.) He also really grooms his hair, taking perfect care of it.

He spends most of his time with Oregon and Washington (when he isn't with his boyfriend, York.), usually exchanging gossip, but will occasionally talk about Gov and his "weird behavior".

Speaking of New York, he and Nevada once went out on a date and encountered a rat. Before Nevada became accustomed to the northeastern state's behavior, he actually freaked out and nearly ran away when New York picked it up. He had the mindset that rats were dirty and diseased. (Luckily, he semi-grew out of that mindset. He just gets wary, now.)

He once scratched New York's scalp a little too hard with his nails once. This was when they started to get more intimate. (And New York wasn't pissed at all, he actually enjoyed it.)

bonus nevyork...

New York smells like shitty mens' cologne, while Nevada smells like roses and flowers in general. And somehow, they attracted each other with it. (Even though York sometimes chokes on the smell of perfume.)

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Tomodachi life updates (no photos this time because my switch dead as hell)

California and Florida got married, they have two kids (Miami and Hollywood), with a third on the way (if it’s a girl, Orlando, if it’s a boy San Francisco)

When Miami was born Florida immediately gave him cannabis cigarettes

Texas’ daughter currently has an incredibly rocky relationship with him

Nevada and New York had a baby (Vegas)

California, Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, Miami, Hollywood, and Texhoma all live together now

Maine and Hawai'i had a fight over Alaska, and now they’re no longer friends.

Hawai'i then immediately abandoned her feelings for Alaska to crush on Mississippi

Georgia has a crush on Puerto Rico

Kentucky has a crush on Tennessee

Louisiana and Maine are fighting

Washington is begging Louisiana to calm down, and it’s not working

Luckily, Hawai'i was able to calm him down unfortunately, Maine wont forgive him so he’s going on a vacation to Kyoto

Nevada changed his hair color, again, now his hair is gray

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If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

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Pre-Statehood Massachusetts talking to England:

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California wttt makes me sick I hope him and Florida get thrown into a volcano! Ew! Ew ! Ew!!!!!

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goin to Ohio for the first time soon, im gonna re watch his WTTT video and see what i can learn

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I think I yumehate with California. I want to torture that man.

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Mysteries...

May do more of these bc it's funny

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Another compilation times I listened to a song lyric and thought "Oh, California WTTT"

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Hiye… can i request lousiana or Flocali…. Pleas e

obsessed w using color-shifting brushes lately its giving irl rainbow pencil . anyway. flocali for da soul. the only person in the world more annoying than california is florida. one of the worst couples you’ll ever meet . stay far away from them

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YES YES YES.

This is the best thing rver. They amke out with tongue im so happy

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I double all the time I have to go to therapy today and pass it onto California. Thank you.

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the only (relatively) sane and well-adjusted ones out here

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what are white gay men going through

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Also why does California look like a man who gets scammed constantly? He looks like massachusetts but in flannel and not as cool

Lmao he's a crypto bro. Silicon Valley or whatever the fuck. They brainwashed him into thinking it will make him money so he falls into rug pulls all the time. 💔💔

Cal wishes he was nearly as cool as Mass

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he is stupid and gay