Oi

friendly neighbourhood friend here

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so my game glitched

[corpsechan]

(spoiler warning)

did ningguang just say she compensated beidou in 'other ways' besides payment

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are we going to ignore how eula and amber are literal wives in the new quest??? Forget your basic ass ships THIS IS LOVE

[corpsechan]

when the only thing genshin has impacted is your grades

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Hinata: Kuroo-san told me that Tobio and I are just like oil and water.

Kenma:Because you guys don't mix well?

Hinata, innocently: No, because Kageyama's on top-

[corpsechan]

Valentine's Gifts

Akutagawa, hauling a suspiciously large box: Chuuya-san, Dazai-san sent over a gift for you

Chuuya,slowly opening the box: Really now

Dazai, covered in ribbons, inside the box: Of course, what better gift than myself~

Chuuya: Where's the receipt to return this fucking trash

[corpsechan]

Oml this isn't a post but I just realised people actually like my shitposts and I just want to thank y'all im so sorry for being this inactive mess and I'm working on a bunch of stuff so please don't go away

Also suggestions are appreciated, if you have any leave them in that ask box thing

(To those who've suggested stuff before, just know that they're being worked on!:))

[corpsechan]

Midoriya: It's kinda cold out here...

Todoroki: Here, take my jacket

Kirishima: Yeah even I'm feeling pretty cold-

Bakugou: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME*removes own jacket and carefully places onto Kirishima* I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A FUCKING JACKET BUT NOOOOOO 'JACKETS AREN'T MANLY' IT SEEMS. DOES GETTING A FUCKING BITCH ASS COLD SOUND MANLY TO YOU *Grabs beanie from person standing nearby and places it into Kirishima's head*NOW I HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT FUCKING FREEZE TO DEATH*piles scarves onto kiri*SEE IF YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE-

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Bnha bois(mainly girls) and youtube v2

what no one ever asked for

Kirishima:

‘sUP BROS’

*Hardens hands and clashes fists*

Does challenges suggested by viewers

Has a secondary gaming channel

Tries to follow Bakugou’s make up tutorials

Makes quite a lot of ‘hard’ jokes

Subscribed to everyone he knows and likes all their vids

Collabs with bakusquad quite often

has a bunch of vids where m.u.a’s(Bakugou,Mina)apply makeup on him

Makes sure to leave some enthusiastic comment on Bakugou’s videos

Keeps on trying to get Bakugou to collab with him

Bakugou’s shy lmao

Does Hair vids as well

also does vids on loving yourself and why you’re awesome

Viewers claim that his smile has cured cancer

tries to reply to all comments

Jirou:

Music vids all day everyday

posts covers of songs

occasionally posts covers with momo singing while she plays instruments

“sup nerds”

quite similar to todoroki’s channel tbh 

channel is quite edgy

collabs with momo quite often

she’s actually kinda camera shy tbh

is extremely shy when collabing with momo if ya know what i mean

does music ranking vids as well

has reluctantly collabed with kaminari

Has a seperate music channel and main channel

Both are pretty fuckin popular

Momo:

aesthetic af channel with pastel-ish themes

“Hello viewers.I’m Yaoyorozu Momo,and welcome to my youtube channel.

Speaks softly and slowly in a room covered with fairy lights

praises u.a quite a lot

is subscribed to legit everyone

enjoys collabing with Jirou,even though she’s a flustered mess

Does vids where she tries to make things requested by viewers

storytimes

Once a viewer asked her to make something *inappropriate,multiple times,and she blocked them(after a heartfelt apology)

replies to hate comments with positive v i b e s

Mina:

Jojo Siwa who?

kaminari but female and not as dumb

vlogs.vlogs everywhere

Most of the vlogs are done during class.

Needless to say,Aizawa may or may not have issued some threats.

That doesn’t stop her though

Posts pranks and makeup tutorials

legit every video has bakusquad in it

most popular vid is ‘annoying bakugou for 3 hours straight’

it didn’t end well

still posted it and got viewss

‘applying makeup on invisible girl’ comes second

tells you to like and subscribe before you even watch the video

[corpsechan]

Ello, its ur main bitch (i love ur anime memes btw, update on bnha bois and ig)

oml hello dankest person i know so glad you got your tumblr workin again

also watch bnha

[corpsechan]

Sakamoto: It's really muggy outside.

Mutsu: I swear to god, if i go outside and see mugs scattered across the lawn again,i will break your neck.

Sakamoto:*nervously sips coffee from a bowl*

[corpsechan]

heyhey if u write fics how bout u write some oneshots on tumblr itself

but my fics succ lol

that’s actually a good idea!

maybe this will help me with posts lol

gimme prompts or smthn with a ship of your choice and i’ll try writing a drabble

/they might be trash/

[corpsechan]

do you read fanficcsss?if so wheree

you betcha ass i do

;)

ao3 is my go to place for good fanfics

i might have written some too;)

[corpsechan]

soo update on the bnha bois and youtube part two:

my lovely dad wanted to use the computer and accidentally exited the window containing the-almost completed-mind you-draft,which i hAD NOT FRIGGIN SAVED so yay im gonna have to start the fuck over

:’)

[corpsechan]

what do you ship and not ship???

hA I SHIP FRIGGIN EVERYTHING

Mainly Tododeku and Kiribaku,but i have nothing against izuocha,todomomo,bakudeku,kirimina,kirikami...bleh etc

all ships and shippers deserve equal respect,i mean they’re just fictional characters after alll

thanks for attending my ted talk

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Bnha bois(and girls) and Instagram.

sorry for this trash

Midoriya:

only created an account after entering U.A

was worried to create one before,becuz age restrictions

his bio has every single detail you would need to know

Proud U.A student!Aspiring hero!No 1 All Might fan!!

has a secret second account dedicated to All Might

follows every single person in U.A(having an account)

follows every single pro hero he knows

posts pictures with very exclamatory captions

has posted pictures of him posing with his multiple all might figurines

captioned it “PLUS ULTRA!!!!!!!!”

also has pictures with him and his friends

posts quite often 

sounds like a pure angelic bean on ig

leaves enthusiastic comments on his friend’s posts.

follows the official Instagram account

has multiple shaky selfies of him and all might

Bakugou:

knew about ig but didn’t want an account cuz he’s an edgy bitch

or at least until kirishima made him create one for the sake of keeping in touch with his ‘friends’

grudgingly follows the bakusquad and some pro heroes,including best jeanist

follows a bunch of edgy rappers and stuff

only likes posts including him and kirishima’s 

post once in a millennium

captions need to include as much swear words as possible

however,the pictures he posts are very well captured and aesthetically pleasing

takes good boomerangs

Todoroki:

lmao wtf is instagram?

didn’t know about this until izuku showed him

was forced to create an account by izuku

only follows dekusquad and izuku’s secret 2 account that he somehow found out

also his siblings

blocked endeavor

makes sure to like all of izuku’s posts

hasn’t posted anything

well technically he posted once but deleted it once he realised everyone can see this

can’t use instagram properly

has accidentally gone live twice

it’s like an old man seeing technology for the first time(creds to endeavor’s A+ parenting amirite)

Uraraka:

follows every popular person she knows

follows everyone in U.A

sounds like a pure sunshine cinnamon roll online

is a pure sunshine cinnamon roll

posts a bunch of pics of her and her friends

uses cutesy quotes as her caption most of the time

uses face filters

goes live religiously

makes sure to leave a bunch of heart emojis on everyone’s posts

posts sunset/sunrise stories

posts training vids of her kicking everyone’s ass

and throwing up later

ahaha you can expect a part 2 soon cuz i aint done bitch

leave suggestions?

[corpsechan]

hi!how are you???

h-hewwo

i is more or less fine so yay :D

how iz u