I fogor

I will fogor this blog I'm 23 years old since 18/08/24 I have been transgender MtF

[peachebo]

prequel of that post

[boopie1002]

Big big Queen Hornet and her lil White Knight

Annnd little doodles

[demnika]

since their heads are just masks , i would find it cool if they had really horrid faces beneath, would make it cute and funny for stuff like this.🥹💖

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[chambergambit]

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

[zscyber]

@musicaldaydreams

[egregiously-quagmire]

This has to make the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

By the void was that a twist 😆

[moniquill]

[nienke96]

Me the last few weeks :(

[edit-0]

The Wood grows around the walls of the Mansus. As any student of Histories knows, the Mansus has no walls

[pockykierra]

Someone PLEASE draw Charon in this fit I need to see that man’s abs please please I’ll give my life

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[booty-uprooter]

[roseverdict]

i've had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

[reaverborg]

times up gramps

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[femboylesbiab]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Megamind has three Superman subversions. One is obviously Megamind himself. He was not raised loved by the world, but rather was loved by those hated by the world. Because he was still raised with love, he does care about other people, hence his character development. But because he didn't receive wider love growing up, his own is misplaced at first.

Metro Man was not loved growing up in a way that mattered. His adopted father was clearly very absent, and while we don't know much about his family, their relationship seems superficial. Because of this, his sense of duty to the world is also superficial, hence his boredom.

Hal wasn't raised with power. He gained it and was shown how to use it by a 'space dad' who only taught him power and not love. Hence, he sees it only as a grasping means to an end.

All three of these subversions, in their negative space, create the silhouette of the superhero that they are parodying. That silhouette is of a space child that came to earth and was cared for very deeply by the world, and taught love through his experience of love, and because of that holds fast to his duty to the world. Which is Superman.

[liz-the-box]

I hate you so much. THE MINIONS??? You really fries your brain licking those batteries

….fuck you im into it now

Stan would be such a better dad caretaker after having 30 years of taking care of those yellow toddlers.

he might not even have to wait 30 years

but also like - ford not even having HEARD of these godawful anomalies that are OBSESSED with his evil brother - almost like a Soos level obsessed

cmon it’s Stan here. he’s great. You gotta love him

which he tries to win over these stupid guys by being a hero not antihero enough

FAILS

(also Stan seeing ford literally has nothing about them he recorded his own journal of just minion stuff and it has like their bodies, how to keep them healthy, how to keep them happy, how to tell them apart, different entries on personalities and likes and stuff, cause yeah he’s a terrible boss and grumpy old man but he CARES dammit)

Also Stan having them be his exhibits or make them move through puppeteering type stuff - building curtains and having lower ceilings with tiny obscured catwalks

dipper and Mabel are confused and absolutely certain they are on the set of the GREMBLINS or smth or that Stan has Oompa Loopma gnomes he’s keeping in slavery

also half the songs he sings under his breath don’t make sense and sound like complete gibberish (he learned Spanish of course he picked up minion-ese after spending 30 years with the guys in the basement)

also - would Wendy or Soos know what’s going on? They know about the minions at all?

Hehehehehhehe I've caught you in my web of strange au ideas hehehhehehe

ANYWAYS

I LOVE THIS AND YOU ARE SO RIGHT!

I wasn't sure at first if he would be a better or worst caretaker for Soos and later Mabel and dipper, but I think your right about Stan being better then in canon because come on all those years dealing with basically toddlers (or creatures that act like ones) and not learn a thing or too on how to keep them alive.

I'm of the notion that it could go either way. Either theirs so many of them that they get the portal fixed quickly and more efficiently (and with more safety measures) OR theres so many of them and are known to be very similar to an ADHD child on high amounts of sugar and get distracted, accidentally break something or a part that was supposed to go to the portal but now they have to fix that before attaching to it, ect.ect. which leads to it taking 30 years or so.

Also Ford AH I wanted to talk about this YES YOU ARE SO CORRECT like dude wants the approval of these guys but like toddlers they already have a favorite person and they are so stubborn. Though I would like to say that Ford does get the approval of a few minions and it only slightly feels like a pity approval. I also think that they think the tech he has is almost too evil, like there's a limit and he over did it somehow, while also just not being evil as well. Awful combination.

STAN MAKING A JOURNAL ABOUT THE MINIONS!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS GOSH!!!!

Like Stan was just absent mindedly looking through the first journal, just seeing if there was anything that could help him with his whole minions business, but finds nothing not even a mention. So he starts writing it down on any piece of paper he finds at the moment (which he later gathers and keeps in a binder along with the other journals) and later makes his own journal just about the minions.

YES YES YES A THOUSAND % YES!

That's kind of what I was thinking with them helping! That be helping with the showcase, bringing Stan's sculptures to life, or even helping at the cash register (only specific minions are allowed at the cash register as they are the only ones capable of not giving up, setting fire to, or just straight up destroying the money in the cash register) the idea of using catwalks for them is just *mwah*🤌 perfect.

Yeah there would be no hidding these guys away from Mabel and dipper sorry Stan your just have to give in and tell them the truth. Maybe? Honestly up for interpretation either he tells them or he goes into denial overdrive and gaslights the hell out of those kids.

Either way the mystery twins are confused at first(I mean I would be too if that was me) but Mabel I think quickly gets over that and thinks of these guys as great friends to do all her fun artsy stuff on, as well as more people to hangout with.

While dipper would immediately be asking questions about how they got there, where did they come from, literally anything he can think of and when he's exhausted himself from the questions (if he ever does) he hangs out with them too (though with a bit of wariness at first) that be playing video games, hunting for other anomalies, playing a massive game of ddmd, ect.

AGAIN YOU ARE A FREAKING GENIUS!!!

I love the idea that he picked up the minion language and I'm going to take it one step further and say that he alongside singing in minion-ese also while will slip into it on occasion since he's been with these guys for good a least 20 years by himself with these guys so it's easier to talk to them using their language.

And Finally to answer your question:

Yes Soos and Wendy both know about the minions. Really hard not to work there all the time and not know about it.

Speaking of Soos has so many siblings now that the minions are involved because there is no way in hell that these little yellow guys are not going to adopt soos right away as apart of there own.

Same goes for Wendy, the more chiller minions mostly hang out with her at the cash or on the roof. Though she does have to keep it under wraps infront of her friends as that way the only stipulation that stan gave to her and Soos is that they can't tell anyone else about it.

I would as a final note like to point out that the minions were very upset to find out that both Soos and Wendy couldn't stay when they first found out about them. Later they got mad because of the same situation with Mabel and dipper.