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DEAR READER
Jules of Nature
RMH
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@corrupted-thunder-blog
If you want to know about the Mariana Joyce situation the most accurate and helpful video on YouTube that explains everything was uploaded today on Luke Cutforths account. But the general thing is, she's okay, there's something wrong with her for sure, but she's safe and everyone is blowing things waay out of proportion. I would recommend watching the video though to truly understand what's been going down.
[ah okay, thanks anon.]
Don’t bash me on jin’s terrible monk clothes
" I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead. " - Ebxlliency [ for whenever you are feeling muse-d up again friend and thank you so much for understanding. ]
【 @ebxlliency 】
Raising an eyebrow in partial amusement, Raiden looked at you a bit curiously.
“Why would you want to be imaginary-dead in the first place?”
Essentially her fans thought she was in trouble and when asked (make a hand heart if you're in trouble, put a cat emoji in your Instagram bio if you need help) she did those things which led the fan base to think she was being hurt (cue a million-
Conspiracy theyorys) and the whole thing got blown the fuck up and she didn’t do anything to stop it until she got a million new subscribers. Later she went on younow and said that it was a publicity stunt by the fans. Now everyone’s pissy bc they-All feel used and lied to and she’s just happy with her new fan base members.—
[oh. Well that just has a large yikes written all over it]
elementary sentence starters
“I always imagined you have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.” “There is only one thing that can guarantee peace – your head on a pike. Hypothetically speaking, of course.” “I’ve seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?” “Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.” “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you say. And I’ve known you for a long time.” “What does Buddhism have to do with erectile dysfunction?” “I don’t know what’s weirder … that I’m spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.” “The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one’s perfect.” “You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?” “I have what some might call a strong personality.” “After many, many hours, I’ve come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.” “You’re bad at this, ______. You’re exceptionally bad.” “So now you have to have brain damage to want a baby?” “That’s the sex blanket.” “I’m not easily surprised but I do confess that I wasn’t expecting this.” “I think this is the Olympics of self-pity.” “Imagine sitting for a portrait today. Hubris practically leaks off the canvas.” “Meeting the parents. That’s an important milestone in the romantic passion play.” “Do you know what I haven’t said to anyone in a long time? I love you.” “You hurt yourself. Someone hurt me. You don’t know anything about how I’m feeling.” “I have allowed empathetic thoughts to clutter my mind and reduce my perception.” “You know better than to ask me a non-specific question.” “I abhor the dull routine of existence.” “You engaged in horizontal refreshment with ( them/______ ).” “You are something of a romantic terrorist.” “_____ seems adequately sexed.” “So, I walked all the way to the eastern edge of the property, and I did not find a thing. No dead bodies, no secret hideouts, no smoke monster. There’s plenty of mud, though.” “I’m quite certain they were staging a fake murder when they fell victim to two real ones.” “So they didn’t commit a murder so much as provide you with a murder-tunity.” “You named your killer robot ‘Gus’?” “So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.” “We really are living in a golden age for perverts.” “Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here’s how you can be certain I’m not the one who tried to kill you – you’re alive!” “I was mistaken. You don’t know what my partner looks like naked.” “You do realize that pink coconuts do not occur in nature?” “Are you cooking, or did we get stampeded by a class of second graders?”
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Friend, I am so so sorry. But I'm going to have to end our current rp, mainly because it doesn't make sense for the verse Chey is portrayed in. (:> - Ebxlliency
[Hey listen, it’s okay. I kinda don’t wanna admit it but I had a little difficulty trying to figure out what to do at all. Plus the starter was just really awkward, so I kinda blame it on myself a bit.
Maybe some other rp some other time yeah? Hopefully by then I’ll have my muse back some more.]
Community Sentence Starters
"It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis."
"We're like Goonies, except our story tracks logically."
"Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office."
"I love scotch and myself."
" If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you...twice."
" Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry."
"Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!"
"Avenge my totally platonic friend!"
"I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead."
"Well, I'm assuming you guys can help me beat him. Because if we lose, I'm going to punch you each in the heart."
"You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?"
"Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom?"
"I can't accept that based on one time machine story."
"As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled."
"She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle."
"No, come back! Let's be fat dogs about this!"
"We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!"
"Did you all hit your heads on each other's heads?"
"I've never been to LegoLand. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool."
"You told me a hawk stole them! You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world!"
"What are you going to do, not have butts?"
"There's a two day course called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?" I'm signing up--I've always wanted to know."
"There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills."
"You're not worth the monologue."
"Why don't you sell him a pill that'll make him give up on his dreams?"
"Why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?"
"Well, it's official--it's on a banner."
"I ate a hamburger the other day and suddenly I'm not cold all the time."
"Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind."
"Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?"
"The woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. This my chance to show her I care enough to act like I care about it too."
"Did you do all that to me on purpose? That's not a very nice way to treat your friends."
"If I'm gonna cheat, I'm not gonna write information from a book on a piece of paper, that's practically learning for God's sake."
"In a way all of you are right.... Okay, what was I tuning out?"
Received from: thunder god(?) [14:15] Greetings Kuai Liang, this is Raiden, god of thunder and protector of Earthrealm. I am inquiring about the Lin Kuei entry standard for young people who wish to be trained by your organisation. Sent to: thunder god(?) [14:21] Hello Lord Raiden. It usually depends on the potential student’s age, experience and attitude. We will train most people who come to us, as long as they are willing to undertake a life oath of loyalty, have a respect for authority and some self-discipline. Received from: thunder god(?) [14:40] Thank-you Kuai Liang. I think perhaps the Shaolin might be better for the young person I have in mind.
THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HAPPINESS.
Who doesn’t love soul-crushing angst? Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get.
Please note that some of these scenarios may be triggering.
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【 @ebxlliency reblogged for a starter. 】
Raiden had been distracted lately, most likely from feeling the dark magics within him wanting to escape. But he kept them at bay, normally thinking of anything else. But because of his distraction he almost didn’t notice someone in his path.
“My apologies,” He said after bumping into the stranger.
Bumping, and acidentally nudging other people. Was never a new thing for the dj ever since her incident so long ago. So as she felt the man’s body collide with her. She instincively looked up at him, only to be met with something new, an apology from him. Which despite how odd it seemed at first. Did give the woman a small smile as she responded.
“ Oh it’s no trouble. ”
He paused a bit afterwards seeing something fall from her pocket. Raiden picked it off from the ground, however when he stood back up, he already lost her in the crowds of people, already arriving for their daily errands or daily commutes.
when ur muse for writing is practically dead but you gotta do replies (send help)
bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
【 @ebxlliency reblogged for a starter. 】 Raiden had been distracted lately, most likely from feeling the dark magics within him wanting to escape. But he kept them at bay, normally thinking of anything else. But because of his distraction he almost didn't notice someone in his path. "My apologies," He said after bumping into the stranger.
【 @vapyre liked for a starter. 】 "Although I can't say I expected you here," Raiden mused, arms crossed over his chest,"I won't say I'm not curious however."
@kxmbat-veterxn
“Jackson Briggs,” The Thunder God greeted politely. “To what do I owe this visit?” It wasn’t in a hostile tone, but more curious than anything.
Starter Kall!
Like and/or Reblog this post for starter that I've randomly picked from the various ones I've reblogged before. (Plus I really need to get back into the rp game oops and I'll get to them tomorrow because it's really late rn)
