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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

jeannetterankin

I really love ao3

thunderon

i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers

thunderon

thanks everyone :’)

thunderon

you’re right obviously this joke is too funny to flop like that. what really happened was i whispered “dark academia” and the girl next to me turned around and kissed me, with tongue, and everyone clapped etc etc

omegaverse-anesthesiologist

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

omegaverse-anesthesiologist

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

omegaverse-anesthesiologist

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

omegaverse-anesthesiologist

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

vamptits

love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize

enki2

lethalbutterfly

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

audhdspacewizard

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

littlecofiegirl

This. Imagine the face of the guy when you return with a charred skull and put it on the bar. "Found him."

"What else did you hear?"

robertreich

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

theunicorncomic-blog

randomushroom

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

robertreich

I’ve been here the whole time.

oh my god

To be cringe is to be free

elexuscal

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.

failingcollege

Also sometimes you just turned something in late or got a bad grade and that was also part of life and learning.

sneefsnorf

im gods weakest faggot

crabussy

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

cedar-scars

im gods most literate cat can i join

woman-becomer

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

post-uwuifier

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

meepmoopmaap

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

post-uwuifier

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

kdinjenzen

brucespringsteen

its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time

hadleyfrasergender

sir that’s my emotional support character who believes themselves unworthy and unable of love because of all that they’ve gone through but eventually realises they are worthy of love when they reach it through their found family