corvid dreams

ravens and crows and magpies oh my

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[nudityandnerdery]

I will not be taking questions on this meme, thank you.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sistersorrow]

For anyone wondering: it's called Hyalinobatrachium dianae, and Kermit Frog is one of its actual recognised names (alongside Diane's bare-hearted glass frog)

This however isn't a recent discovery as it was first found back in 2015

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[dumbthinmint]

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

[viostormcaller]

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

[isa-ghost]

Unfocused Cereal

[everyone-loves-purple]

sensitive rice

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Migraine Grits

[snarklordofthesith]

Distraction Donut.

[jadelyn]

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

[moniquill]

Panic Cheese

[elodieunderglass]

Dread Tiffin

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Despair Mint

[thelawfulchaotic]

Insomnia Lucky Charm

[syinthome-kaleidoscope]

Deterritorialization Strawberry

[barely-an-artist]

Lethargy sandwich

[randomfruit666]

Constant Stress Salmon

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Anxiety Iced Tea

[consumerofshorthomies]

Anxious Apple Juice goes hard

or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part

[theboredvoid]

Mood Swings Red Bull

[starving-little-orphan-boy]

@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real

[counting-horses]

This post contains 52 horses (84.9% of the post)

🐎 @hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

[Image]

🐴 @dumbthinmint

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

🍎 @viostormcaller

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

♞ @isa-ghost

Unfocused Cereal

𓃗 @everyone-loves-purple

sensitive rice

♞ @andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Migraine Grits

🐎 @snarklordofthesith

Distraction Donut.

🥕 @jadelyn

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

🎠 @moniquill

Panic Cheese

🥕 @elodieunderglass

Dread Tiffin

🦄 @spaceshipoftheseus

Despair Mint

🦄 @thelawfulchaotic

Insomnia Lucky Charm

🎠 @syinthome-kaleidoscope

Deterritorialization Strawberry

🦄 @barely-an-artist

Lethargy sandwich

🥕 @randomfruit666

Constant Stress Salmon

🎠 @cedar-is-a-nerd

Anxiety Iced Tea

🥕 @consumerofshorthomies

Anxious Apple Juice goes hard

or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part

♞ @theboredvoid

Mood Swings Red Bull

♞ @starving-little-orphan-boy

@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[elodieunderglass]

Aww Tiffin is a grandchild of the Tetrarch, that’s cute!

[corviddreams]

anhedonia crackers goat cheese & za'atar.

[3liza]

have you guys noticed Amazon has now given you the option to buy calls on products. basically there is a calls list now where you can set any price you want, attach it to a product, and authorize amazon to buy this item as soon as it hits that price you set. fascinating marketification of the retail space

[3liza]

yeah strongly agree this is a phenomenal way to automate the main labor of Finding Deals. shit goes on insane sale all the time when someone runs out of warehouse space or ordered too much crap or whatever and unless you are actively looking for it at that exact time you wont see it. Amazon also simply lies to you about "sorting by price" on their main UI and also does not consistently retrieve or show actual search results so IF THIS WORKS its potentially huge for overpriced dropship crap someone is charging you $20 for because they're a middleman

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

[estufar]

[switchnx]

Always funny when memes get reused so much that they end up just going back to the original message

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[corviddreams]

going back to Firefox

Waterfox is simply not working out. Everything is checking to see if I'm part of a botnet. Yeah, Firefox loves AI. I need a usable browser though.

I was looking forward to Ladybird, but https://drewdevault.com/blog/Cloudflare-and-fascists/

and fuck doing anything on chromium. I love adblocking.

[videolottery]

Thank you for making this the most reblogged post of all time

[bastam]

The insane boost you get when the spider that lives temporarily in your room cause you can't be arsed to do anything about its spiderwebs actually catches a fly and starts eating. like YES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YES EXACTLY!!!!! got you posting shit like we should NEVER kill a spider. cause they're the real ones. Spiders are my best friends we go wayyy back

[corviddreams]

two thoughts:

Damn it my TEA!

I should tell the internet so no one else forgets their tea.

[unification]

Bruno Mars hairstyle always stands impressive in every performance he holds. Even he mostly wears a hat as his hair accessories, but he still has an impressive hairstyle to impress the audience. As all of the usual people or even celebrities who make hair as the main appeal in improving the performance by doing some hair treatment to make it looks good, Bruno Mars also does the same. Using shampoo, conditioner and hair vitamin and wax are the equipment to style the hair, but do you know that Bruno Mars has his own secret ingredient to style his impressive hair? As unique as his voice, his hair treatment is unique as well with butter as his secret ingredient.

His unique hairstyle is often treated with unusual equipment, such as butter and fruits. This is sounding really ridiculous, but the fact Bruno Mars does it. He believes that the combination of butter and some fruits will make his hair stand out. Moreover, the ingredients that can be found at home and grocery also will make his hair healthy. It will work better than chemical hair product. This is truly new invention you can try at home to do the same way in treating your hair as just Bruno Mars has done every day. He has his own name for his hairstyle. Bruno Mars hairstyle is called Wamp and stomp. He says that he cannot tell how many proportions of butter and fruits amount he makes. The main thing that must be done is there must be lots of butter with real fruit juice. One of the surprise ingredient in his hair is that barbecue potato Pop chips.

The only one rule in treating his hair is only put all of ingredients in all over the hair. This is truly incredible and unusual hair treatment which is just only having by the one and only Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars hairstyle with butter and fruit is actually a healthy way for her. Based on the research butter is one of ingredients that can make hair to be shiny. It can be combined with egg as a daily hair mask. So, it is not wrong if Bruno Mars keep his hairstyle with natural ingredient.

Moreover, Bruno Mars also use fruits as the other composition in treating his hairstyle. If you are interested with Bruno Mars hairstyle, you can try lemon juice to be applied on your hair to keep it healthy. Lemon juice can be used to prevent hair fall. There are some ways you can apply with lemon juice. First, put five to six drops of lemon juice to your scalp and combine with egg or butter. Second, you can combine it with oil before shampooing. Besides of that, Bruno Mars also may use apple as a hair treatment, since it has the function to keep your hair stay black and shine. This unique hair style of Bruno Mars can be your inspiration in doing new hairstyle and getting new hair treatment. Now, you will believe that your idol has an unusual way to make you impress with his hairstyle, Bruno Mars hairstyle.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

American soldier, you are killing and dying for a pederass who tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image one time while your wife makes love to countless beautiful women without you. Is this what you wanted?

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

You're in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere picking sand out of the crack of your ass in between your shifts of pouring diesel fuel into buckets of human shit and lighting it on fire. Back home right now your kids hate your guts and your wife is getting ready to leave you for her new girlfriend. The boys in Washington are laughing at you all the way to the bank. Bad way to live, son.